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"So…we have a brat now…" This was awkward.
- Allen peered over at the tiny little bundle in Luciano’s arms. It slowly breathed, up and down. Allen guessed that it was probably asleep. Ugh .They were supposed to both be guys and not deal with… kids.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ So I see… what are we supposed to do with it? ❞
Luciano kept on tracing little circles on Allen’s arm while listening. They weren’t even married yet nor was the kid a permanent part of their lives, and they were already disagreeing on a last name for her. He usually didn’t care about what was fair. It was always what he wanted and nothing else. But Allen’s wants and needs actually mattered to him so…
"Fine. Belladonna Fucking Jones." Goes to show just how much he loves Allen. "You’re going to make it up to me later."
Victory~ He kissed the top of Luciano's head for a moment as a small 'thanks for that' but mostly as a 'if I wasn't holding Bella I would be doing more than just this ya feel' sort of thing. It's all about the symbols.
"I'll make it up to you, no worries. Be real, have I ever not made it up to you?" Nope, he hasn't. Or at least, in his opinion.
So Luciano has a surprise new baby brother, he might be a little cranky for a few weeks.
- Oh, so the rumours were true. Zsó and Robot-Arms had found a kid, just like they had. Hmm~ He wondered how Zsóka’s kid acted like. Probably chatty. And small.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ Did you find him too, or was this one planned out? ❞
"I haven’t asked him yet, but for some reason I do have a feeling he is," the woman replied. It was fair enough he might not notice, Zsóka was a hard woman to read at the best of times, and it was very subtle. But she was happier. She was.
"But yes, he’ll be a little off for a week or two until he gets used to the idea or until Günter wins him over. The idea of having a little brother looking up to him will likely appeal to him."
So their kid was probably just a tiny little island. How adorable. Their own kid was probably something waaay cooler than that. He shrugged non comitically.
"I've had to deal with a sudden brother, so he could deal with it just fine." Of course, his own sudden smaller brother became the favourite, but ya know. He was sure that wouldn't go down with Luciano.
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"
"You always do this to me, Mom."
So Luciano has a surprise new baby brother, he might be a little cranky for a few weeks.
- Oh, so the rumours were true. Zsó and Robot-Arms had found a kid, just like they had. Hmm~ He wondered how Zsóka’s kid acted like. Probably chatty. And small.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ Did you find him too, or was this one planned out? ❞
"Just said he was a surprise. Got dropped off with Klaus and we couldn’t just leave him. I’m enjoying being a mother again, but Luciano isn’t taking it particularly well. You know he can get a bit jealous." Zsóka did actually look a little happier than when Allen had last saw her, but a great deal had happened.
"So ya basically found him? Hm, good enough. Is he some sorta mirconation or nah?" He ran a hand through his hair. "Oooh, yep. He gets jealous a lot." Being the blunt bastard he is, he couln't tell that Zsóka was slightly more cheery.
He also may or may not have to ask Zsóka stuff, but it could wait. He usually found asking for help to be weak, and asking for parenting advice? Really fuckin weak.
"So…we have a brat now…" This was awkward.
- Allen peered over at the tiny little bundle in Luciano’s arms. It slowly breathed, up and down. Allen guessed that it was probably asleep. Ugh .They were supposed to both be guys and not deal with… kids.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ So I see… what are we supposed to do with it? ❞
Did he really say that…? It’s been a while since then. Everything before their engagement seemed so far away so of course he had to recall his exact words.
He ran his gloveless hand up and down Allen’s arm while he remembered. Hm. “You know I don’t keep all my promises.”
"But maybe if you beg…"
- Oh no no. He wasn't going to beg for something like a name. It's not like he could touch back or anything, because there was a small child in his arms. So he just tried to ignore that he wasn't wearing gloves right now and shook his head.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ That's unfair, ya practically picked her whole name. ❞
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So Luciano has a surprise new baby brother, he might be a little cranky for a few weeks.
- Oh, so the rumours were true. Zsó and Robot-Arms had found a kid, just like they had. Hmm~ He wondered how Zsóka’s kid acted like. Probably chatty. And small.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ Did you find him too, or was this one planned out? ❞
"So…we have a brat now…" This was awkward.
- Allen peered over at the tiny little bundle in Luciano’s arms. It slowly breathed, up and down. Allen guessed that it was probably asleep. Ugh .They were supposed to both be guys and not deal with… kids.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ So I see… what are we supposed to do with it? ❞
Hm. They could do this. They’d be stuck with her if she’s more than human anyways. Why not practice. Allen could learn a thing or two about responsibility along the way.
He grinned at the remark. Aw. Allen wanted to give the girl his last name. How cute. But no, not happening.
"Nice try but she’s getting my last name."
- Ooh, so Luciano was going to put up an argument on front of the now drifting off kid? Plus, Luciano did say that if he proposed first, he would take Allen's last name. So it would make sense for Bella to have the clearly better surname.
- He impishly stuck his tongue out and shifted. The baby was kinda getting a bit heavy after carrying her for all this time. But it was nothing he couldn't handle.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ Didn't you say if I proposed you would take my name? Yep, you did. Would it really make much sense for both parents to be 'Jones' but the kid to be 'Vargas'? No, it won't. Case closed, she gets my name. ❞
(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses
(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure
(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck
(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips
(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them
"So…we have a brat now…" This was awkward.
- Allen peered over at the tiny little bundle in Luciano’s arms. It slowly breathed, up and down. Allen guessed that it was probably asleep. Ugh .They were supposed to both be guys and not deal with… kids.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ So I see… what are we supposed to do with it? ❞
His glove was as good as ruined now. Ew…at least now the girl could keep it as a toy. ”We’re stuck with her for now.”
The realization struck him all of a sudden. So they were going to keep her after all. There was the possibility of them doing a crap job at this but it was just for a few days, or at least until the girl’s status was revealed….he wasn’t that busy and Allen was with him. An earnest effort could be made.
"Belladonna, what else." He’d obviously been lying when he said he hadn’t given the girl a name.
- Well. This kid wasn't gonna have a normal upbringing. Then again, if she's a micronation, then she wouldn't have a normal upbringing to start with. Even though he was still just a pinch bit hesitant, he forced it down and nodded. The kid was cute, and they can always dump her off if she's human.
- Pfft. And he had said that he hadn't named her yet. Belladonna? How... Italian. But just Bella sounded decent enough, even though Bella was the name of the protagonist in Twilight.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ 'I havent named her yet', my ass. But fine, Bella works. She gets my last name, though. ❞
Mommy mommy! Uncle says I can go to mcdonalds if I want to.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ Since when was I the mom? Your papa’s the mom. Hmm. Well, if you want to get really fat and ugly, then be my guest. ❞
happy halloween!
Send me a ‘happy halloween’ and I’ll generate a Halloween themed starter!!
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ Am I allowed to give condoms out to trick or treaters when I run out of candy, or would that be frowned upon? ❞
Allen. Child. You have no halloween spirit. He’s gonna stick his tongue out at you now because he’s totally a grown adult.
"But that’s the whole point of halloween! If you’re going to be like that, why even be open to the trick-o-treaters at all?”
- Well, he wasn't originally going to be open to trick or treaters, but he had to stay in the house this halloween instead of going out like he always did. And no matter how closed you look, some assholes are always going to demand unhealthy shit.
☠╾╾╾╾╾╾╾❝ I'm not, but kids in costume don't know what the fuck the word 'no' means. ❞
Alfred is pretty off-key…sometimes…
BUT DANG MATTIE YOUR CHARACTER SONG IS SO FREGGEN HARD TO SING TT^TT
Sourcing art is the new cool meme!
with a calloused heart and bloodied hands, he was hardened with the world around him.
