do the windy thing!

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

[favoniam]

"oh hey dave! uh, cool seeing you here, i guess...." You just kind of stare at the man. Well he is your best bro. You offer your fist for some epic bro fisting.

[favoniam]

[OOC] Fencing is cruel. Very cruel. I hate  love fencing.

[fluxera]

Welcome everyone to my blog. My name is Rose Lalonde and I look forward to getting to know each of you.

[favoniam]

"right? um really creepy greeting there rose...." You stare at her akwardly.

[gliteeze]

commission for this guy

[favoniam]

dude thanks very much!

[favoniam]

"hello rose! long time no see?" You wave your hands at her and approach her, Wow she sure did grow!

[favoniam]

"hey roxy, whats up???" John asked while looking at her bright pink eyes.

His smile only matched by his hair, defying gravity’s laws. Unfazed.

[bubblegummartini-deactivated201]

"oh hey john!" Roxy smiled back. "not much you?"

[favoniam]

"haha not much bro! i mean i just got a new game!"

He smiled back admiring her eyes.

[favoniam]

[favoniam]

jesus, that means a, we can’t go home, and b, you can’t go home either. i mean like, my house is the ONLY one with a trasportalizer.

You’re 8eing an idiot, there is a fucking visi8le hole where they 8uried it.

"argh, atleast the general direction?" He asked, scanning the dog park. Oh fuck me, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST where is the damn keys???? He promply sighed before searching for the keys

[favoniam]

Who even ever said he was anything but an acquaintance to her currently?

They got 8uried.

"are you serious?" He let out nervous laughter, he stared at her eyes. 

"That means we both cant go home…" he stares at the ground. GOD DAMN DOGS I FUCKING HATE THEM NOW

[pretty8elle-blog]

Go dig them up.

[favoniam]

Without help?

[pretty8elle-blog]

They’re dogs, not wolverines.

[favoniam]

jesus, that means a, we can't go home, and b, you can't go home either. i mean like, my house is the ONLY one with a trasportalizer.

[testifiedtactician]

Man, rough fuckin’ morning.

How’re you all?

[favoniam]

all up and early, aren't you? i mean dirk, what happened, why was it rough? if you care explaining to me, i guess???

[favoniam]

Who even ever said he was anything but an acquaintance to her currently?

They got 8uried.

"are you serious?" He let out nervous laughter, he stared at her eyes. 

"That means we both cant go home…" he stares at the ground. GOD DAMN DOGS I FUCKING HATE THEM NOW

[pretty8elle-blog]

Go dig them up.

[favoniam]

Without help?

[favoniam]

Who even ever said he was anything but an acquaintance to her currently?

They got 8uried.

"are you serious?" He let out nervous laughter, he stared at her eyes. 

"That means we both cant go home..." he stares at the ground. GOD DAMN DOGS I FUCKING HATE THEM NOW

[favoniam]

She wasn’t of course. She was up in the tree next to the park bench, hidden by the leaves.

He sighs, he then leaves the park once more taking the route back to his place, it seemed like a eternity without company, once he arrived], he had left the keys. So begins the long walk once more.

[pretty8elle-blog]

When he got back Vriska was back down from the tree, putting their collars on.

[favoniam]

"did you take my keys?" he asked softly, hoping she actually has the keys.

He looked sad both for vriska and himself, he was thinking this. "WOW REAL SMOOTH JOHN, SORRY EXUSE FOR A BOYFRIEND AND A HUMAN."

[favoniam]

She wasn’t of course. She was up in the tree next to the park bench, hidden by the leaves.

He sighs, he then leaves the park once more taking the route back to his place, it seemed like a eternity without company, once he arrived], he had left the keys. So begins the long walk once more.

[favoniam]

I never said we WERE d8ting.

Oh my god, what’s with you?

Vriska scooted away and started to round up her dogs. They were almost as deadly as she was, only there were more of them.

"whatever you say..." He stands back up and walks out of the park and proceeds to walks to the local bar and 6 cans of beer. He walks back  to the park expecting vriska to still be there.

[favoniam]

"i d-don’t catch your drift here vriska…" He looked at her her foot on his chest. Gosh that hurts, but you wouldn’t want to interrupt vriska, you think it’s rude to interrupt her.

Who gives it away on the first d8, really?

"yeah sure, i will date you, but if we forget, one you are an alien, two that you and i have a huge gap in our planets, but now fixed by the transportalizer. and three, making me know i will be dating a very beautiful girl. and can you take your foot off my chest, i guess?" He said to her, knowing at the back of his mind, a) She will kill you, b) She is going to forget she ever knew me or c) She will buy it then we can have lunch and you can go home and sleep.

[favoniam]

"well then, that was quick…" He looked at her with a either aroused face or terrified face, he was not sure anymore. God dammit John! You fucked up, how will you woo a girl on YOUR fucking chest like this??

What part of ‘earn it’ don’t you get, John?

I’m not looking for a quick fuck.

"i d-don't catch your drift here vriska..." He looked at her her foot on his chest. Gosh that hurts, but you wouldn't want to interrupt vriska, you think it's rude to interrupt her.