little pearl

I'm Meghan. 29 year old garbage barge.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Girl from Nowhere / Funny Games (1997) / Tomie / Funny Games (2007)

[vicemagazineofficial]

[dragongirlafro]

[littlegraycats]

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

[littlegraycats]

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

[madamechan1]

I'm dead 💀

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[lordmeowdemort]

Gonna start putting cryptic codes in my posts so you guys have something fun to do

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lordmeowdemort]

I see I have to be more subtle

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lordmeowdemort]

Please I'm begging you stop this nonsense

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

too easy

[my-placetohavefun]

Get his ass

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[emailmore]

watching some gibbon vids

[kholexcx]

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[horreurscopes]

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

[horreurscopes]

god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

[memewhore]

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

my homie took 1 puff & was rent asunder

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[nickywires]

been so long since a tweet got me hooting like this

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

y’all remember cardi b saying kylie jennier was in wap mv bc she represents women with no talent and megan just replying with yuh diversity ❤️ we didn’t talk abt it enough let’s talk abt it

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

her best contribution to society