never change

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texts: tori & owen.

owen: why is my brother such an asshole!!

owen: he blows through his money and is constantly asking my fam and i for it!! it's exhausting and annoying!!!

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@briezymartin: @owenmilligan send him to Tristan’s.

@owenmilligan: @briezymartin that’s practically animal abuse. icehound deserves better.

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@briezymartin: our cats are doing that whole thing where they run around like crackheads and jake just started blasting "run" by awolnation.

@briezymartin: in today's edition of: we're going to be evicted from our apartment.

@owenmilligan: @briezymartin my giant crackhead dog does that all the time and knocks shit over. he's almost killed tori a few times, i swear.

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@returnoftheanyamac: @owenmills lol aweh, look how sweet! i was stalking to two on the gram and i'm pleasantly shocked that you two ended up together. does tristan love it?

@owenmills: @returnoftheanyamac tristan fucking hates it lmao. me ending up with one of his friends just makes him seethe, especially since tori and i are a legitimate serious relationship.

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@returnoftheanyamac: @owenmills hahahahahaha bow down, peasant...i mean, owen. lol. c;

@returnfotheanyamac: @owenmills and if i remember correctly, wasn't your girlfriend a cheerleader? i don't know about you, but toronto's a little too cold to be spending the night in the doghouse, my dude.

@owenmills: @returnoftheanyamac lmaooo. she is, but everyone knows you're cheer royalty. tori is a cheer princess too, so it's chill. she knows i love her.

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@pey10isa10: -a video of the cheerleaders doing that '2 Step' routine-

@pey10isa10: i love these girls and this really annoying routine, and i miss the hell out of sweet jessie and her cackling when she messed up.

@returnoftheanyamac: @pey10isa10 oh my goshhhh you have no idea who i am, but that's my original choreography and i'm dying. you guys are still using it (and absolutely killing it). lol.

@owenmills: @pey10isa10 @returnoftheanyamac the queen of cheer has returned to twitter

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@fcktori: @owenmilligan bruhhh that’s on you not me...technically. 😂😇

@owenmilligan: @fcktori you know what? noted. -notepad and pencil emoji-

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@fcktori: 90 day fiancee is an actual dumpster fire i'm screaming.

@fcktori: i should be studying but here i am.

@owenmilligan: @fcktori i thought that said my fiancee and i was confused as hell.

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@vic.tori.ous: when you sign up for ashley madison as a joke and got 15 messages in one day.

@owenmills: @vic.tori.ous babe. why.

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@fcktori: @owenmills lmaoooooooo. yeah tbh like this is why i primarily turn those on when i'm about to go to sleep because i'm not even that big of a fan of them. i just think they're sort of interesting and the women just act like SUCH BITCHES. lol.

@owenmills: @fcktori i fear weddings because of that show

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@fcktori: @owenmills yes lol. you should most definitely just smile and nod.

@owenmills: @fcktori okay i'm good at that. same thing i do when you talk about those wedding dress shows.

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@fcktori: holy shit makeup revolution has "contouring concealer" aka a dupe for the tarte shape tape. my entire life and wallet have been saved today. god is good.

@owenmills: @fcktori should i just smile and nod and pretend i understood all that?? i mean i understand your wallet being saved because of something makeup related but other than that i'm clueless.

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text to owen.

Tori: because i have no one to show it to. lol.

Tori: even you? ;)

Tori: well, it's a mess thus far. lol.

Owen: I volunteer as tribute, which makes the answer to your question fuck yes.

Owen: you're all good, girl. don't even stress about anything . shit will fall into place.

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text to owen.

Tori: nopeeeeeee. it is tragic. lol.

Tori: no, honestly, what's more tragic is that i still waste money on cute lingerie like every time i see it at work and i'm not wearing it for anyone. i could've bought chicken nuggets with that money, but nah. lingerie that's gonna chill in my drawer.

Tori: leaving high school has only been a downward spiral for me so far. lol i'm not even shocked tbh.

Tori: to quote the great jon bellion, "i really think i peaked in high school". -peace sign emoji-

Owen: babe, you're one of the hottest girls in TO.. how is it going to waste. you could get any dude you want in a heartbeat.

Owen: nah, you're just gettin started. don't worry.

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text to owen.

Tori: omg.

Tori: let's see...my life is annoying because of my mom, working retail fucking sucks, coaching little bratty girls for pageants also sucks, school is just...annoying in general, and i haven't had sex in like a year.

Tori: that's good for you, though. i mean, you honestly gave everyone who told you that you wouldn't amount to anything a huge fuck you, and that's good.

Owen: You haven't had sex in a year??? that's the most tragic statement in it all...damn girl, i'm sorry.

Owen: yeah pmuch. leaving high school was great for me.

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text to owen.

Tori: oh, that sucks. is it just like...school/caffeine induced insomnia or other shit?

Tori: oh shit. i'm screwed. haha.

Tori: being 8 would be nice ngl.

Tori: aren't you almost done with school, though?

Owen: School, life, mom being annoying and texting every ten minutes it seems like because it bugs her that I refuse to live at home.

Owen: fucking grad school because apparently i turned into an overachiever at some point.

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text to owen.

Tori: sup, i can't sleep so i've chosen you to bug until i can fall asleep. haha.

Tori: happy 12:06 am. -confetti emojis-

Tori: so tell me, does college ever get less exhausting or am i always just going to wish for death so that i can get some actual rest????? like rest where i get to stay asleep.

Owen: I wasn't asleep anyway. Insomnia n all that fun adult shit.

Owen: College is permanently exhausting. Life is exhausting. I vote we go back to being like eight.