hot to trot

don't get too close, it's dark inside demon acardi - eighteen - trotter

[likeabraham-archive-blog]

Fifteen.

[fckdemon]

Honestly sounds likes the best eighty you could ever spend.

[talabye-blog1]

Go away.

[fckdemon]

I don't wanna cause I know I'm pissing you the fuck off and that's fun.

[summers-dreamingx]

You’d better keep that promise or I’ll kick you out myself. I don’t think you need a passport if you’re from the US, but it’s just a lot easier if you do have a passport. Easier is better in my mind. Penguins? Is that going to effect your decision?

[fckdemon]

There will no be kicking me out, I promise. That's sounds like a whole lot of work though-- twelve hours of driving for some drinks.. rather just take the chance and steal some from my ma. It actually is-- penguins are worth my twelve hour drive.

[likeabraham-archive-blog]

With you? Absolutely not.

[fckdemon]

Worth a shot, right? Isn't eighty bucks of cookies like, five boxes or?

[talabye-blog1]

Maybe I should practice on you first. 

[fckdemon]

Maybe you should! Wouldn't that be fun? We could make a game out of it.

[talabye-blog1]

I think I might just have to use my fucking knife next time a douchebag thinks it’s okay to catcall me on the street.

[fckdemon]

Wouldn't that be a sight to see.

[summers-dreamingx]

No problem. I’m just saying that if you have a few more drinks tonight you shouldn’t go around telling anyone the little blonde is giving them away for free. You’re the lucky one, D. Why isn’t the drinking age 18? Because for some reason the US thinks driving at 16 and drinking at 21 makes complete sense. If it annoys you just make a few trip to Canada every few months. Or just wait until I’m working again.

[fckdemon]

Nah, nah-- I'll be outta your hair before I'm completely gone, yea? The lucky one.. I like the ring of that, wow. It's stupid as fuck honestly. Don't you need a passport to go up to Canada? Waiting until you work sounds so much better than going up north-- thanks for the idea though. Actually... do you think they have penguins in Canada?

[likeabraham-archive-blog]

Maybe I did just blow eighty bucks on Girl Scout Cookies for me and my family. So fucking what?

[fckdemon]

Care to share?

[fckdemon]

tattoos.

[aiden-eaton-blog]

I like the way you think D, maybe that’s why we’ve kept you around as long as we have, and this whole time I was certain it was your pretty face. Ah! You wound me, truly.

[fckdemon]

Gasp, it wasn't my face? Oh my god, I thought that was why you guys kept me around too! It's all outta love, man-- you know this.

[felicityftw]

Hm, you’ve never given a reason for me to love you— always so mean. Nurse lady, nice. I’m changing my official title to that. Keep in mind I didn’t go to medical school, lovey dovey. Oh my gosh, have I found something that’s too violent for Demon? What a miracle!

[fckdemon]

I'm not mean to you! Stop spitting lies, girl. It has a nice ring to it, yanno? Angel, the Nurse Lady. Well, you're the closet thing to a doctor I've been to in years, soooo. You act like I go around torturing people or somethin'-- I just like throwing punches, okay? There's nothing wrong with that!

[summers-dreamingx]

There’s always that one person who’s out to spoil all the fun. You can trust that I won’t cut up your ID, in fact I won’t even check it - not that you have it now anyway. I mean my manager never pays too much attention. Beer it is [pours a glass before sliding it over to him.] Just don’t go around telling everyone about this.

[fckdemon]

If I did have it, I wouldn't think you'd do that anyway-- I trust  you enough. Thank you, Iv. Nothing like a drink, right? Who would I tell? Might tell Axel, but that's about it-- it sucks not being legal yet! Why isn't the drinking age eighteen like it is in Europe and all that?

[felicityftw]

I bet other people would beg to differ, honey bunny. Uh, please explain to me how I’m supposed to know that. I’d say about a week or so, though— I’m probably off so don’t chop my head off if it’s gone tomorrow.

[fckdemon]

I mean, if you're a creep, then yea, you probably think I'm a fuckwad, but you're not-- you should love me! Well, you're the nurse lady 'round here, you should now. I don't do chopping of heads, babe-- too violent for me.

[summers-dreamingx]

Sneak you something? What kind of something were you hoping for?

[fckdemon]

A beer? I'd give you my ID but some bitch cut it up the last time I used it-- usually people fall for it or just don't give a shit, but nooo, she had to ruin it for me.

[felicityftw]

I know you wouldn’t do charity work voluntarily. What’d you do to get busted?

[fckdemon]

I'm not that bad of a guy, c'mon. I didn't do anything-- I just don't wanna go home yet and talking to you kills time, so. You can tell me how long this bruise on my face is gonna last for though.

[littlefaegen]

Great! I’m doing great. Boss might let me go on my first heist soon.

[fckdemon]

That's hella exciting-- what's stopping him from letting you right now?

[aiden-eaton-blog]

Isn’t that what Hollywood teaches us? Fuck the long term? Weddings and all that crap? You love me so much, should any harm come to me and you’d be thoroughly distressed.

[fckdemon]

Hollywood is crap, I dunno. All I know is that those happy endings are shit and why settle down for all that when you can fuck around and be happy that way? Ehhhh, that's debatable.