Ladies I have another question for you....
Whatâs one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enoughâŠ
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while youâre down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend youâre passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also donât even do it if you a)donât like doing it b)youâre going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldnât hit reblog fast enough.
Donât be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.Â
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minuteÂ
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or somethingÂ
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shitÂ
Notice how theyâve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason youâre in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits canât do. And thatâs grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know youâre enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like youâre eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn đłđłđđ
Why arenât things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why arenât we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it rightâŠ.. feedback, ladies, when weâre there. Please?
I donât often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right youâll enjoy the sheer fact that SHEâS enjoying it.
Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.
Reblogging for awarenessâŠ
Donât be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, itâs very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.
If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now
Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.
BEST!!!
Well done ladies! đđ yes work that clit. đđ
Definitely suck on my clit. And start gently, you are neither a cat to flip it nor you are in the rush to catch the bus. And once you find out what I like, stop fucking changing the technique!!. Stick to the one that works, we can experiment some other time!!.
Wonderful, Ladies! Be explicit, we want to make you happy, tell us how! :-)
đđ» this is gold!!! Solid gold!!!
Sharing this because everyone should know!
knowledge is power, sharing is caring, etc
Wow. That is alot of valuable feedback right there!!
Rule #1: Donât do it like they do it in porn.
Rule #2: Donât do it like they do it in porn!!!
Rule #3: That stupid tongue-way-out and flicking triple time? They do that in porn.
Rule #4: They do that in porn because if they were licking pussy the right way youâd see a) two thighs and b) the back of a head. In porn they want to see a) pussy and b) as little of the man as possible.
Rule #5: Donât do it like they do it in porn.
Rule #6: Your tongue is not a cock. Sometimes people in porn use their tongues like a cock. But see rules #1-5. Also the second and third sentences of this rule!
Rule #7: Watch how she touches herself. (What, youâve watched how she touches herself, right? If not watch how pretty much _every_ woman touches herself when sheâs legit getting off and not just doing what women do in porn.
Rule #8: Lick her where she touches herself. Because those are the good spots.
Rule #9: Notice how much sheâs fingering inside herself when she touches herself? Yeah, me either usually.
Rule #10: If she does touch herself inside, notice how deep her fingers go? Gene Simmonâs tongue isnât that long, or that strong. See Rule #6.
Rule #11: See her hipbones? See the insides of her thighs almost up by her knees? Unless sheâs ticklish (in which case maybe spend more time kissing face to face and letting her get really warmed up, becauseâŠ
Side Rule #A: Ticklish almost always means not-horny-enough.
Rule #12: Back to Rule #11: Find time to kiss her everywhere between her hipbones and the insides of her thighs almost up to her knees. Then start kissing her kitty.
Rule #13: When sheâs really wound up sheâs very likely to be sensitive everywhere detailed in Rule #11.
Rule #14: Long, soft strokes with the flat of your tongue. From the bottom of her kitty along side her outer lips to the top. Then on the other side.
Rule #15: Which they rarely do in porn. So do that.
Rule #16: gently part her lips with your own lips and tongue and softly slip between her inner lips, tasting her as you go because sheâs going to taste pretty good.
Rule #17: Maybe slurp one of her inner lips between yours, one side at a time, fairly close to the top near her clit, and swirl your tongue on the inside â while gently tugging down just a little bit because that tugs down on her clit a little bit.
Rule #18: Generally speaking donât slide your tongue all the way under her hood because the tip of her clit is sensitive as hell and the top of your tongue is usually pretty rough.
Rule #19: You know how you watched the way she touches herself? Take a minute to think about that again. Bonus points of you remember which side of her clit she favors because almost everyone is more sensitive on one side than the other.
Side Rule #B: For some reason the average womanâs clit is more sensitive on the left side.
Side Rule #C: But goddamn it the woman you are going down on is anything but average! So your her mileage may vary!
Rule #20: Open your mouth over her clit hood â about as wide as you comfortably can (though watch those teeth) â and then apply gentle suction.
Rule #21: Wetly swirl your tongue alongside the hood of her clit, up past the little fold that hides the tip.
Rule #22: Occasionally slide your tongue back and forth across the top of her clit hood.
Rule #23: If sheâs really aroused youâll start to feel a little âstemâ growing underneath her hood. Thatâs good. Very, very good.
Rule #24: This is a very good time to think carefully about what youâre going to do next. Because when you feel that little stem (her clitâs erect) then you might be able to back off a little bit. And go on a little kissing and licking tour from #12, above. Which might help her keep sailing and also help her from âŠ
Rule #25: If you keep doing the same thing change it up a little, because she can go numb. This will frustrate her at least as much as it will you. Â
Rule #25: If you feel her little stem under her clit hood rise, and if she grabs your head or (especially) if she squeaks âdonât stopâ in a tiny little entirely non-porn way (because Rules all-of-the-above if sheâs really getting off sheâs not likely to sound much like anyone in porn) thenâŠ
Rule #26: DONâT STOP WHAT YOUâRE DOING! Because sheâs going to come if you donât stop. And want to grit her teeth, cry, or possibly kill you if you do.
Rule #27: When sheâs done coming (sheâll let you know by releasing pressure on your head with her hands and/or possibly her thighs) go back to #11 and give her soft, gentle kisses there. Because her inner lips and clit will almost certainly be pretty sensitive.
Rule #28: Climb up along side her and hold and kiss her. (If youâre not sure sheâll like her flavor â many women do but quite a few donât at all â then subtly wipe your face on the sheets on your way up.
Rule #29: I didnât say anything about fucking her afterwards, did I? No I didn not. Sometimes sheâll want to after. Sometimes she wonât. Just like sometimes youâre up for it after sheâs gone down on you and blown your socks across the room and other times you couldnât get it up again for lifeboat room on the Titanic! If not thatâs ok. You can jack off later, just like she rubs one out when youâve capsized after coming. But!
Rule #30: Sheâll remember. And rock your fucking socks next time. Because most guys wonât go down on her at all, and the ones that do think porn is an instruction manual. And so she wonât forget you pulling that thorn out of her paw, and sheâll be a lioness next time. Which might not be that long because many (but not all!) women recover and are ready for a nice round two before all that long at all.
Rule #31: Rule #32, below, is the most important rule of all.
In other words donât be a robot. Sheâs not a robot either. Interact, make eye contact, respond to her like sheâs very likely responding to you! Â
And finally, Rule #33: Donât lick anyoneâs pussy like they do it in porn!
Goodness! I thought Iâd lost this post! Itâs the source of my maybe-cryptic âRule 5âł tag: donât do it like they do it in porn!
Better late than never!
I am really, really happy that you didnât lose this post, positively perky one might say. All I can add to the plethora of juicy nuggets of insightful information, is uhm carry on⊠*secret smile*
#26 and #27.
If sheâs moaning and grinding her hips against your face, for the love of all thatâs holyâŠDonât Stop!
Always a reblog!
Should be a reblog always!
Be messy and donât pay attention to being too âcleanâ, be dirty and be vocal! Show her that she is and will forever be your addiction and your drug and all you are concentrating!
And, for God sake, bite itâŠ.make sure she knows you want her at your mercy and show so emotions! Show fire and passion! đșđđ€€
Read the comments like for real if every guy did this we would want you to eat us out more dangggg
Long post but itâs a hell of a PSA
