papa john

sip a drip babes

[aesthetic-satanist]

S I G N A L

[contac]

[aliciarobinsonart]

If Bobs Burgers was an 80s sitcom 📺

[mymodernmet]

IKEA Creates “Fill in the Blank” Recipe Posters to Make Cooking Easy

[reactionvideo]

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

[cristiana-costin]

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[prblms]

[photozoi]

Once again, elegance in inaction, the sighthound sleeper.

[transgambit]

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

[photozoi]

Another green dog entry… the Old Man shows off his “green socks” after inspecting the freshly mowed yard. Snazzy.

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[meanplastic]

[laurenlikeschaos]

This absolutely happened on The Office

[thebestoftumbling]

[like-crazy-cakes]

[lock-screens]

The Office

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*