Andulka
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@fcknjules
Not a problem. Why does everyone act so surprised when I’m being genuine?
I'm not surprised about you being genuine, I'm just surprised that you're telling someone who got an hour of sleep and is practically wearing their pyjamas that they look nice. If not trying looks good then I'm going to start doing that.
Well, you look nice today.
Um, thanks?
That is, wow, that’s one interesting way to put it. Kinda makes sense as well weirdly enough. Does this mean that if I stayed in the bathroom more and tried to fix how I looked, I’d become more attractive because of the other girls? Or does it not work that way? Because that would be a great thing, as long as I didn’t have to stay in the bathroom like twenty-four seven.
Definitely a possibility, they could indeed fuel off each others beauty adding to their own and giving to others. Depending on how long you stayed there you could end up leaving with brighter eyes and shinier hair. I believe this would require an experiment though to get a complete diagnosis on how it all works.
Well, that just sucks, doesn’t it? Just ask them to move, dear god. Stop whining.
It's not whining, its called curiosity. What goes through their minds to fuel the need to compulsively fix themselves when they looked fine in the first place. Psychologically it probably stems from societies image of the perfect girl and can also connect to the need to impress others. So tell me, what fuels your need to be impudent to another person when they voice their thoughts?
Not exactly. My hair tends to get a little frizzy by the end of the day, so I look like a lion by the time I leave the school.
Well if you haven't noticed you're preaching to the choir on the frizzy hair front. Mine has been a lions mane for as long as I remember so I never bothered to try and tame it.
I don’t actually know, I don’t pay much attention to if they do or if they don’t to be honest. I just go in and normally come straight back out because of how many girls normally crowd around in it in groups. So, I think it’s safe to say that they probably don’t?
Weird, must be some girly girl thing where they're like butterflies and they just absorb it all to make them more attractive or whatever. That would be one hell of a thing to do I have to say.
Who cares if that’s what they use it for?
It's not really that I care since it's their own business, I just wonder if they know what the bathroom is really for since for one I've never seen half of them use if for it's original purpose and two, most of the time they're blocking the sinks.
It’s weird. I don’t even go in there to look at myself, but then at the end of the day.. I totally regret not doing that.
You regret it? Why is that, do you eat a lot of spinach or something?
To be honest, I think that’s what most girls think the bathrooms are there for. But hey, it’s their choice to use it for makeup, no reason to stop em I guess.
I understand it, well sort of. But I've never seen half of these girls actually use the bathroom for it's intended purpose, like really do that actually even go to the bathroom?
It amazes me how many girls in the bathroom are just there to fix their makeup.
Well, because it’s not socially acceptable to walk around naked?
Okay fair point. I don't understand dresses though, on other chicks I get it but wearing one is bizarre.
Lucky for me.
I'm getting a kind of distraught vibe from you right now. Is something wrong?
So, this is fun— I guess.
You know, guessing leads to assuming and then confirming the guess you made in the first place. So if you think it's fun then guess away.
Is it too early to want to go home?
I don't think it's compulsory that you stay, think you can go whenever you want to.
Why do people even wear dresses, there's so much extra material that just tries to rip itself off.
Yet another dance you say?
I’m stoked. Dances are always an excuse to sneak in booze and weed.
Now that is a superb idea, if I hadn't already planned to do that anyway.
