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( &. | text; pied piper

mia: really? thats so helpful thank you i was about to cry my mom wouldve killed me

mia: i mean...my friends mom ofc

mia: nah im not good at lying it's my carpet

piper: you're so cute when you lie

piper: mostly because you cant

piper: if you need help i can help you clean it up?

#SHE LOVES HER OK SHE WONT QUESTION NOTHIN SHELL ONLY HELP #{ t: mia }#piper wouldnt short text bc shes a nerd

{ skylar }

“Not at all. I’m talking voodoo and witchcraft. Negative brings negative. It’s like a magnet. Give out bad vibes, bad things happen. It’s basic.”

“nothing bad has really happened to me other than some annoying old boy issues.”

#she lyin #her whole lifes a big mess of stress #{ c: skylar }

@pipermaria: did you know most kingdoms or countries only last about 250 years until they crash and were on our 239th i guess our times about up

#my chemistry teacher said this friday and i just knew shed say it #{ tweet; }

{ skylar }

“You see, bad juju let’s things like bad spirits or whatnot feed on you. It’s not good. Like, balance the good and the bad. Then everything’s sympatico.”

“So you’re referring to karma, which actually doesn’t go into affect until your next life since the hindus believed that if you led a good life your next life would have good luck, so really, i dont have to worry about that.”

#its what i do its what i do #{ c: skylar }#i hate piper shes such a know it all #little #bitch

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{ brody }

“ because, i’m not going to waste my intelligence and talent to entertain the idiots of society. just an eight pips ?? i’m so hurt. however, i’m pretty sure if i’m and eight, you’re an eight. and please, even the boys think i’m hot – don’t worry. aahhh no, my parents only fed me greens and organic foods - they wanted to keep their medical healthy way in the family. ”

“awe-- how sad, the world will never get to see your boring movies. i think you just said i was as hot as you and thats a compliment coming from your self-indulged ass. okay well were hot ok, leave it at that. okay.. im sure thats what they fed you. your mother has probably been soaking your greens in ammonia.”

#OMG I NEVER REPLIED IM SUCH A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING FORGIVE ME #{ c: brody }

{ skylar }

“No. Just bad juju. You should be careful. It makes you susceptible to things.”

“Things like-- what...”

#honestly im pretty sure?? but that nancy was cool #so that makes u super cool #bc ur real #and real people are the bomb.com #{ c: skylar }

{ kai }

Torture? That’s called BDSM, babe. Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of it myself but if that’s what gets you going I’ll be happy to comply… or not comply, since that’s the way you like it.

Gross.. the only -- bdsm or whatever i’d enjoy is seeing you being tortured and just watching. However i’d be enjoying it in a satisfying more entertainment way then pleasure.

#okay good im glad youre ok #omg no it makes him hilarious i love him #shes actually considering this whole watching him get tortured thing like heckyeah totally for my pleasure sure #{ c: kai }

{ skylar }

“I retract my statement and say a majority. You’re giving off some major bad juju. You okay?”

“ There you go-- that is far more plausible. I think you just said my personality is bad juju but.. ill call it fair for calling you some what of an idiot.”

#wait.. or did she PLAY a nancy...#something like that #it was teenchat and she had a camila fc i dont even remember #{ c: skylar }

( &. | text; open

mia: do you know how to get blood out of a carpet

mia: asking for a friend

mia: and it's not a little blood it's...a lot

piper: dont you know that cold water gets everything blood out? just make sure to start from the middle so no smearing!! good luck!!

#piper just doesnt question why #{ t: mia }

{ skylar }

“Oh. There’s gotta be a compliment in there, somewhere. Well, I guess I’ll look like an idiot.”

“ I mean.. if you’d want to interpret my comment into a compliment, then, sure it is. Not an idiot.. maybe... uneducated or unaware of facts over the topic.”

#mascara angers me #bc i always smear it under my eye #but hello!!! very very nice to meet you im alexis!#i knew a nancy once in one of my od OLD rps she was cool so i bet ur cool maybe cooler #{ c: skylar }

{ cutie pie }

“ — nah, it’s never that big of a deal, it’s just that i’m worried about how inconsiderate they’re being. and hey, in the middle of a public space is the best time to talk about important topics because no one is really listening to you. it’s like that one quote about hating small parties because there’s no privacy. i’ll definitely see the play! but if it’s too violent then i may not. when are you performing it?”

“ you don’t have to worry, people usually forget things fast anyway, and they’ll most likely just carry on with their life anyway. okay true.. true.. but you’d do something like that in the middle of public not in the middle of a crowded hallway full of judgmental and ease dropping sweaty teenagers. but, you never know most of them are pretty deaf. you better because im working my ass off! the play isnt violent, only violent scene is when johnathan ties up mortemir or.. when they find a dead body but its just zack kolin whos a freshman but,, hes actually pretty tall.. “

#IK TFDSFHK SO CUTE #{ c: mia }

{ cutie pie }

“ — i don’t know, i’m not one to really impede on people so pushing through them is a little scary. and you never know, maybe they’re having an important conversation about mental health. i guess we’ll just never have to go outside or talk to anyone to not be annoyin! joking, joking, of course. i’m actually not into theatre, but it doesn’t hurt to check? we have a closet full of random books and plays and such.”

“oh come on, sometimes you just have to. babe, if someone was talking about mental issues do you really think they’d talk about it right smack in the middle of the hallway? well-- i guess some kids are to dumb or to big of attention seekers to think that. but you know, normal people with actual mental issues. no, so you’re fine! awe.. damn, you better go see me in the play though! im martha, one of the old ladies who kill old men. but, im sure the director has another copy so its okay.”

#{ c: mia }#shes her cutie pie :-)#but NO MEGAN IS A BEAUTIFUL NAME OK SHUT UR FACE BC IT IS #well then you must be a hot mama like camz bc so is she

{ skylar }

– “Have you ever noticed that when girls put on mascara that they open their mouths. I mean, I’m totally guilty of this, too. It’s just an interesting observation, though. What instinct is it in girls that we all open our mouths to put on mascara?”

“Its very one sided that you would say all girls do so, because I for one do not. You should really look into your opinions before voicing them aloud, unless you look like an idiot when you say the incorrect thing.”

#dont mind piper shes a little bitch #but i actually dont do that #i do sometimes #but i LOVE SKYLAR YES BLESS THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US #{ c: skylar }

{ kai }

Liquid nitrogen? Ouch. Y’see, babe, I prefer something more edible… how about chocolate? I assure you we’ll both have a great time cleaning you up.

Just the thought of you near me with no clothes on made me throw up a little in my mouth. There is no way that’d be fun for me, unless for some sick reason i enjoy being tortured.

#shut up piper #u kno hes hot #{ c: kai }#omgomg whats wrong? get better bby :((((((

{ lil bitch }

“ well, those idiots are the reason a decent film hasn’t been made in decades !! that’s not what i meant and you know it. but sure, you’re a ten – and i’m a one hundred. because we both know who the better looking one is out of the two of us – me. but you’re welcome, for the not-so-compliment… wait, big macs still exist ?? disgusting. i don’t think i’ve ever tried one of those things before – my parents loved me too much. ”

“ why dont you go make your own movie then hot shot. of course its what you meant, you think im hot and youre not it makes perfect sense. oh please, you are not a hundred, youre maybe an 8, maybe. im the hotter one to boys and i guess youre the hotter one for girls. oddie, theyve always existed theyre here to rot our insides. okay, im sure theyve just planted other dangerous foods into your system. you just never knew. “

#{ c: brody }#secretly they know theyre both hot as f*ck #no so secretly but

{ brody }

“ piper, shouldn’t you know already that i always have a point ?? i understand that they can’t exactly replicate the book – but i mean, at least try a little harder. the movie industry assumes that as long as the major events of the novel are included in the film, it’s good to go. but sometimes they focus so much of the bigger details that they forget about those minor details which made readers fall in love with the book in the first place. aaah, don’t get too ahead of yourself. you’re defiantly not worth the world – maybe something a little less valuable – maybe a dime. food? food sounds good to me – but real food please. not some crappy greasy burger. ”

“ only in your head you do, oddie. they’re movies, they are to target the people who only care about the big scenes, the ones who dont care about the small details. they’re for the idiots who only like the big sex scenes and the big explosions. you know this, the world is getting dumber with time. oh trust my hot shot, i am definitely work the world, and you know it. awe, oddie, did you just call me a dime? that means im a 10, if you didn’t know. so basically you just complimented me. well now that you say that ill make sure you get a big mac at mcdonalds.”

#shes going to call him oddie #ok?#ok.#{ c: body }#THATS ME IN MY FILM AS TEXT CLASS WE ARGUE OVER MOVIES A LOT #omg any gif dylan is in its gold

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