( &&. fallen angel )

kai nashar. soccer star. 18.

[kainashar-blog]

@killakai: tbh most of the time i just say what every1 else is thinking

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chillskylar:

– “Have you ever noticed that when girls put on mascara that they open their mouths. I mean, I’m totally guilty of this, too. It’s just an interesting observation, though. What instinct is it in girls that we all open our mouths to put on mascara?”

“the same instinct that makes girls open their mouths when they see my junk -- haha, kidding. except, not really. don’t you have someone else to bother with these types of questions?”

[kainashar-blog]

( &. | text; open

mia: do you know how to get blood out of a carpet

mia: asking for a friend

mia: and it's not a little blood it's...a lot

kai: why?

[bricrs-blog]

“ — i guess i am really annoying. like i’m a pushover but also kind of manipulative and really stubborn and i can’t speak for myself and wow i’ll stop talking now. nah kai, you’re getting your but over to my house right now and we’re playing video games. babe, you have to learn the tricks of the road! you’re just upset that i’m better than you.”

[kainashar-blog]

“woah, woah, woah. nobody said you were any of those things, mia. come on, don’t say that. alright, i’ll play with you but no rainbow road. you’re not better at mario kart if we disregard that track altogether.”

[fckpiper-blog]

Just the thought of you near me with no clothes on made me throw up a little in my mouth. There is no way that’d be fun for me, unless for some sick reason i enjoy being tortured.

[kainashar-blog]

Torture? That’s called BDSM, babe. Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of it myself but if that’s what gets you going I’ll be happy to comply... or not comply, since that’s the way you like it.

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( text ✉️ that bitch harley )

harv: this is not brooke bc i have her number saved, so

harv: mind spittin a name pal??

kai: well i'm taller and better looking than brooke

kai: guess again & think more in the lines of an adonis

[kainashar-blog]

“ today on the metro, sitting beside me were these twelve year old girls and they were basically yelling as they talked about some stupid middle school drama. i literally had to tell them to shut the fuck up or get off the train – but then one of the damn girls started to cry – i mean, you’re like twelve, how emotionally unstable are you ?? relax. people are going to tell you shut up almost everyday of your life, deal with it. ”

“you should also shut the fuck up, that was literally the most boring story i’ve ever heard in my life. keep your child harassment tales to yourself, buddy, ‘cause i certainly don’t give a shit.”

[bricrs-blog]

“ — wow, kai, way to crush my dream about being an ethereal, flawless, angel. i’m not jealous, really, but i would like some ‘quality time with kai.’ but okay ,okay ,you do owe me one though and i’m not letting it go. if i do recall, last time i beat you on rainbow road twice in a row.”

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“i wouldn’t be a good friend if i didn’t tell you the truth, now would i? alright, alright, i’ll book you in for october 30th? a day before halloween. sound good? everyone knows rainbow road is 100% luck and 0% skill. it’s easily the worst track in the whole damn game, you can’t use that as proof that you’re better than me!”

[fckpiper-blog]

I’d rather pour liquid nitrogen all over my body than do anything near what your horny adolescent mind is thinking. 

[kainashar-blog]

Liquid nitrogen? Ouch. Y’see, babe, I prefer something more edible... how about chocolate? I assure you we’ll both have a great time cleaning you up.

[kainashar-blog]

( sms. | ➣ nashar 2. )

jax: get the fucking money now yeah???? u piece of shit i'll get it myself if i have to

jax: wow ya i'm gonna be so sad when horse girl comes crying to me i'm such a dick boo fucking hoo

jax: 50 dollars asshole i want it by thusday

kai: r u threatening me? jfc sit ur ass down and fucking wait u got like a billion other customers it aint like ur short on money

kai: u will be when she presses charges against u for distributing her nudes. she's like 14 u sicko

kai: we all want a lot of shit by a certain time u gotta wait bitch

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( text ✉️ that bitch harley )

harv: who's this

kai: ur bestie :)

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[fromedcns-blog]

“you’re just a saint. nope, you can never expect much from me. it was bound to happen at some point, i just take these situations as they come. like, this weekend. or next. whenever she’s least expecting it so she can come back on a monday to a lovely surprise.” 

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“i know, i know, i’m a freakin’ angel in disguise. Don’t worry, I don’t, I expect the least from you, usually. Oh, well you know I’m free this weekend if you ever need a partner in crime. Plus, you know, we’ll be doing her a service. Her walls are pretty bland.”

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iMessage 📲 open

hunter: u should send me a pic (;

hunter: lmfao wrong number

kai: i just threw up

kai: is this how u get ppl to sext u?

kai: & here i was hoping ur game was at least better than ur soccer skills. im disappointed

kai: if u need any extra help, with soccer, flirting with girls or literally anything under the sun since i'm better than u :)

[nicolexchandler-deactivated2015]

“so… i might just have found an old twister mat in the garage. anyone up for some sunday fun?”

[kainashar-blog]

“Delvinci, are you coming on to me?”

[fckpiper-blog]

Some dumbass decided to wave his water bottle around like some crazy freak and got water all over my new book.

[kainashar-blog]

If you’re lucky that book won’t be the only thing that gets wet today.

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( text ✉️ kai )

zoe: we can get 2 birds with 1 stone, you can come listen to my speech tonight instead and at the same time accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour

zoe: hey, it pays to be a kill-joy, i'm a total riot at my churches' parties anyway

kai: damn, that's a shame i would've joined you but i just remembered there's a billion things i'd rather do, including (but not limited to) castrating myself. thanks tho!

kai: church parties? if there isn't a piñata of jesus on the cross with a bat that looks like a giant nail then i ain't interested