Oh! Would you like some candy?

[spiritualsymbiosis]

I know a lot of people have their own person preferences of April Fools. I’ve seen on several dash’s that “it’s okay” and “it’s not okay”. 

For me, personally, it’s not okay. April first is the day my father passed away, and this year will mark his ten year anniversary. SO it’s particularly not a good day for me. I don’t know if I’ll be here, or not; but -insert shrug emoji-

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@stonecoated​ asked: ☆

SEND ME A ☆ AND I’LL USE A RANDOM GENERATOR TO SEE WHAT GIFT YOUR MUSE HAS GIVEN MINE! 

meme source ;; [ LINK ]

17. SMALL VIAL OF BLOOD

“ Red Riot, this better be something you found. ”

God, if it was Kirishima’s blood, or perhaps some random villains blood; he was going to lose his shit if Kirishima someone put it in a vial. He held it, with his tongue sticking out in disgust. He kept the vial away from his person, though high enough in the air where Kirishima couldn’t grab it from him.

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ☆ and I'll use a random generator to see what gift your muse has given mine!

A doll that may or may not be possessed by an evil entity

An unwanted haircut

Congratulatory cake with their name spelled incorrectly

Crystal skull

DVD copy of the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie

Exactly seventeen tiny snails

Extra large kale smoothie

Gift card for free ice cream at the local ice cream parlor

Hand carved wooden genitalia

Homemade salt and vinegar flavored lollipops

Jar of live angry bees

Lock of an unknown person’s hair

One screaming possum

One very uninterested, extremely fat cat

Photos of my muse falling down a flight of stairs

Small baggie of what appears to be leg hair

Small vial of blood

The nicest pair of socks my muse has ever seen

Three candles that when lit together smells exactly like hot chocolate but smells like a rotting dead body separately

Two pet chickens in little chicken costumes

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offragrance‌:

Midnight could care less if he was staring, but she just couldn’t deal with bullies like that. it’s wrong, and it’s something she would hate someone having to go throw. So, the fact he had to deal with someone like this made her sad. Eyes stay placed on him for a moment, she smiled lightly for a moment and looked around before back at him. Though she wasn’t going to lie – he was kind of cute though. even beat up a little bit. Perking up when he spoke for a moment, she let out a small giggle from her lips.

“ Nice to meet you Taishiro Toyomitsu .” 

she said only to grab his hand gently and slowly help him up to his feet. Now she couldn’t help but noticed how much bigger he was around her, though, it didn’t bother when she looked up and smiled at him. Now she had to deal with men bigger than her all the time, and this was something she didn’t mind seeing. But it made her wonder why he was taking the bullying now. It kind of annoyed her to be fair, but — she wasn’t going to say anything about it. She wanted to be friendly, and that is her whole plan. 

They started to walk away from everything — she didn’t want them waking up just to try again. Sometimes her quirk only work once depending on the person, but she knew she could do it stronger if she wanted to. but as they walked she couldn’t help but let out a small giggle from her lips again.

“ Mom’s sometimes have the best idea. — but if you wanted my real name, Nemuri  Kayama.” 

 she said lightly and hum a little too much. Taking her hand she placed them on her hips and looked at him. Watching his movement the woman couldn’t help but sigh lightly for a moment. Turning her attention to look in front of her, she couldn’t help but kept that soft smile.

“ Why do you let yourself get beat up? I can tell you can take a long – which is cool and all, but you know, standing up for yourself is better. You shouldn’t let bullies ruin anything for you. It’s just not right. I’m pretty sure they were not going to stop if I didn’t hear the shouting — are you really okay with that?” 

A hand reached up to grab the back of his neck, rubbing it as she scolded him for his actions. He would slow his pace to keep up with her, to make sure he wasn’t going too fast for her either. Taishiro sorta sank into his fat as she spoke to him, questioning his choices. Never did he think being bullied would cause him to get this much attention. Many of his classmates just turned away, fear drove them to keep to themselves. Though it seemed not very heroic for them to leave him alone. 

“ I guess I... don’t know. ” 

Of course he’d be lying, being bullied wasn’t easy for him. He always had his classmates tease him about his quirk, being a fat based quirk--he just got fat and that’s it. Didn’t seem very useful, but he didn’t have much choice in the matter either. At least the impact of the bullies was more mental now than physical, his body recovered. It was his fat that helped him heal, it absorbed much of the moves used by the bullies, redirecting that energy to healing him. 

They continued to walk until he was at his classroom, but he would stop a few feet from the door. His face sunk, eyes focused on the ground. 

“ You think I’m a loser, huh ? ”

Of course she did. Who wouldn’t? He was this, fat lard boy who wouldn’t amount to much. He’d be lucky to even get out of high school with his own name intact. 

“ Look, I--... I never asked for this quirk.            --Your’s is so much better than mine, and you don’t deserve to tarnish your name    by standing around me. Thank you for helping me, but... I don’t think you want to be     around me again. ”

His hand grabbed for the wooden sliding door, hesitating to open it again.

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Plot Ideas!

🤗 Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where are muses are strictly platonic but are extremely close, they are practically family to each other.  

😊 Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our muses are related by blood. A child/parent,   siblings,  etc.  The relationship can either be good or bad or in between.  

🥰  Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our characters are childhood friends.  Could involve a one sided or mutual crush.  

😢 send if you were interested in plotting a thread where our muses used to be very close friends,  but something came up that made them bitter towards each other.  perhaps they are enemies now or long to rekindle their friendship.  

😍 Send if you were interested in plotting a thread where there is an unspoken attraction between our muses but for whatever reason they cannot express this.  They can only pine after each other.  

😡 Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our muses are in a toxic relationship,  not necessarily romantic.  just one or both muses are cruel or  manipulative etc to the other.  

😣 send if you were interested in plotting a thread where one muses is overly protective of the other.  Their relationship is good but at times the other muse gets frustrated with the coddling.  

😘 send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where one muse is openly interested in the other. They shamelessly flirt with and try to woo  them. It either works or doesn’t.  

💕 send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our muses are SOULMATES.  They may try to stay away from each other but always end up with them again and again.  

💖 send if you’d be interested in plotting out a thread where both muses have mutual crushes on each other but fear the other doesn’t feel the same way.  

🤔 send if you were interested in plotting out a thread where one muse doesn’t like the other but as time goes by they end up building a close bond, platonic or otherwise.  

🥵 send if you were interested in plotting out a thread where both muses can’t stand each other, mortal enemies/rivals/just doesn’t like them for no real reason. There isn’t much that can fix this and it’s likely they will keep these negative feelings for each other.  

[gojosattoru]

“Remember this lesson, Red Riot!! When fighting villains… quickly making them lose the will to fight is everything!!” ★ Toyomitsu Taishirou ★ | Pro Hero: FATGUM | ♨( ・ω・ )♨ 

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@razcrsedge​ asked: “Well, you know, dreams are weird.”

meme source ;; [ LINK ]

Vore wasn’t something he liked, nor was the idea that whatever he ate was going to eat him back; that’s why he didn’t eat pineapples. The only fruit that could eat him back. 

“ I never thought I’d be the food being eaten !          --It was all that nummy Takoyaki ! ” 

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@sleepyboimeraxx​ asked:  ₪  I still haven’t had the courage to send you an ask/reach out to you.

meme source ;; [ LINK ]

This seems to be a recurring issue so far. I’m sorry if I give off that vibe that says “stay away”, I promise I don’t mean to!

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anonymous asked: ♕  I’m impressed with your writing!   ☁︎  I was intimidated by your disposition/afraid to follow/send an asks. ❤︎  You are my favorite writer of your muse. ₪  I still haven’t had the courage to send you an ask/reach out to you.

meme source ;; [ LINK ]

Wow, thank you. You know, I can give off such an intimidating vibe it seems, and I’m sorry if you guys think that. I try to be as open and polite as I possibly can. I know I have some hot takes which can seem aggressive in a way, and I’m sorry for that! 

Please don’t be afraid to reach out <3

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@quirkycombatants​ asked:  ♕ I’m impressed with your writing! ☁︎ I was intimidated by your disposition/afraid to follow/send an ask to

meme source ;; [ LINK ]

Oh jeez, I’m sorry you felt/feel intimidating. I’m honestly not that type of guy to judge others when it comes to Role Playing. Well, I do judge, but it’s based on some bad experience and not by a long shot. There are times I don’t follow back, and it’s not that I hate you or anything, it’s cause I don’t know how to approach you. If we’re mutuals, it’s because I feel like we can approach each other in some way. I promise, I’m more intimidated by others than the other way around. 

When it comes to my writing, thank you! I appreciate it. I’ve been writing for, I believe 15 years now? It’s not as impressive since a lot of us older Role Players have that much under our belts. 

[rp-helpdesk]

anonymous impressions

☁︎  I was intimidated by your disposition/afraid to follow/send an ask to

♨︎  you seem really chill and I can’t wait to start writing with you!

♕  I’m impressed with your writing! 

✘  I don’t like your writing

✁  we used to write together, but we don’t anymore.

♋︎  I feel like we’re really similar and would get along well.

♡  I have a tumblr crush on you

☯︎  you’ve helped me improve my writing 

₪  I still haven’t had the courage to send you an ask/reach out to you

℥  I envy you for _____ reason

∞  I hope we write for a really long time!

∅  you annoy me

☛  I have something I need to tell you in IMs

❤︎  you are my favorite writer of your muse

❉  I’ve followed you for a long time

▼ I’ve heard bad things about you

▲ I’ve heard good things about you

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now I gotta make more banners for my multi blog and oc blogs.

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@offragrance​ asked: “So, this everything you were hoping for?”

meme source ;; [ LINK ]

Taishiro didn’t know what to expect, Nemuri sure was flexible. You’d think he’d have an edge being so big; he knew he couldn’t out flex her, but he could certainly be an obstacle in this game. His hand rested upon a red circle, his foot on a blue one, a knee on green. But she somehow got to the yellow circle behind him, and kept her balance around him. She was even speaking to him while being so close to his thighs. He could feel her hot breath against him, sending shivers down his spine. Nemuri was certainly a succubus in disguise, he just knew it!

“ Hey, keep your hands to yourself missy, I’m not going to lose this time ! ”

[wholelottaprompts]

❍ The Last of Us Starters ❍

Sentence Starters from Naughty Dog’s The Last of Us

“If I get in trouble down there, make every shot count.”

“Endure and survive.”

“So, this everything you were hoping for?”

“No, fuck you! You handcuffed me!”

“I believe his last words to me were ‘I don’t ever want to see your goddamn face again.’”

“I’m scared of ending up alone.”

“I guess no matter how hard you try, you can’t escape your past.”

“No matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.”

“It’s the normal people that scare me.”

“You are treading on some mighty thin ice here.”

“I struggled for a long time with surviving.”

“After all we’ve been through, everything I’ve done, it can’t be for nothing.”

“Let’s just wait it out. Y'know, we can be all poetic and just lose our minds together.”

“You’d just come after her.”

“Let go of me, you chicken shit!”

“There are a million ways we should’ve died before today, and a million ways we can die before tomorrow.”

“It’s called luck, and it is going to run out.”

“Don’t tell me I would be safer with someone else, because the truth is, I would just be more scared.”

“I shot the hell out of the that guy, huh?”

“Is this really all they had to worry about? Boys, movies, deciding which shirt goes with which skirt? It’s bizarre.”

“Well, you know, dreams are weird.”

“Focus, focus right here, or I’ll pop your goddamn knee off.”

[yuudachimemes]

Reblog if you’re multiple ship, but also allow Polyamorous ships..

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Weather-Related Sentence Starters

Sunny

“You don’t happen to have any spare sunscreen, do you?” “Why didn’t you bring a pair of sunglasses? You have to protect your eyes!” “Hasn’t anyone told you NOT to stare directly at the sun?” “I think I’m having a heat stroke –” “Pretty sure you’re dehydrated.” “Quick, your ice cream is melting!” “I got you some water!”

Windy

“Why didn’t I wear any shorts underneath this?!” “Ahh! My hat! Please catch it!” “Here, hold my hand. You look like you’re about to fly away!” “Whelp. There goes all my work. Carried away by the gods.” “WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WINDY!?”

Snow

“It’s like walking on pillows!” “I just shoveled the sidewalk yesterday! Now it’s all back!” “I’m freezing. Hold me.” “You think this means we gotta go to school/work tomorrow?” “I’ve been watching cars go sliding down the street for the past two hours. Want to join?” “Snow angels! We gotta make snow angels!”

Rain

“I didn’t bring an umbrella today…” “It’s really raining cats and dogs outside, isn’t it?” “Stop jumping in puddles! You’re getting me all wet!” “You’d better wipe your feet before you go inside!” “Yeah, today’s weather pretty much describes my mood.” “I dunno, I think rain is kind of peaceful.” “I’m really scared of thunderstorms…” “This isn’t real rain. It’s just a drizzle.Like heaven spitting on us.”

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Just got blocked on all three accounts. Okay, coolio. Don’t know why, I didn’t think I made any strides in this fandom for people to hate me.