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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Love Begins

Product Placement
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Show & Tell
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
a scientific scale
Courtesy of the group chat
what did we do to deserve animal crossing. like how did nintendo know it was always a dream of mine to live in a cute pink house and befriend talking deer and hamsters
fun fact animal crossing was developed with themes of moving from loneliness towards community and building friendships because the creator, katsuya eguchi, felt that same sort of isolation when he moved from chiba to kyoto and realized how much he missed that connection between himself and his friends and family
this is such a good addition i never knew about thank you!
why are hummingbirds so dumb
The Holy Trinity
Happy spring to me. and to you.
Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.
I’m not joking at all please give him a comedic educational children’s show on ecology
people on tumblr tend to be pretty good about the whole “you should pay artists thing” but i just want to put out there: that includes fibre artists
i can’t count the number of times i’ve been knitting or embroidering something and someone is like “oh can you make me one?” and then they get offended when i tell them they’d have to pay me.
real talk: nice yarn/wool is expensive. sewing machines are expensive. for every handmade skirt or stuffed animal you see online there are at least a half-dozen prototypes in the creator’s closet that can’t be sold.
and that’s not even getting into the time spent on these projects. i have some things i’ve probably spent in excess of 100 hours on. i can’t even fathom making a living wage knitting stuff, because nobody would ever pay that much.
tl:dr; fibre artists deserve to be paid for their time and skill just like visual artists and if you can “buy something just like that at walmart for $5″ please just do that and stop wasting our time
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive
im here for this analysis
Since I finally saw Cats (2019) I have felt a great need to make memes about it
This pic may be my favorite. Father and daughter are so beautiful together with their matching red hair.
“They say it’s all been done but they haven’t seen the best of me
So I’ve got one more round and it’s gonna be a sight to see”
Homebrew Distillery: Ocean Domain Cleric
The sea brings to mind many contradictory images. It can be gentle waves lapping lazily at the sandy shore, or a bottomless pit of water ready to suck you under to the fathoms below. It can be a beautiful blue-green, or black as a kraken’s inky heart. It can be a bountiful provider of food and economy, or it can be a cruel impassable boundary that divides the people of the world. Gods of the sea tend to have very similar reputations. Capable of great serenity and destruction, of great beauty and heinousness, or of compassion and selfishness. Clerics of the Ocean Domain understand the sea’s constant back and forth nature, and respect both it’s beauty and its unpredictable ire.
1st Create or Destroy Water, Earth Tremor 3rd Gust of Wind, Misty Step 5th Tidal Wave, Wall of Water 7th Control Water, Watery Sphere 9th Cone of Cold, Maelstrom
Gift of the Depths
When you choose this domain at 1st level, you gain a swimming speed equal to your walking speed, and you can breathe both air and water.
Atlantean Weaponry
At 1st level, you gain proficiency with tridents, nets, javelins, and spears.
Channel Divinity: Fathoms Below
Beginning at 2nd level, you present your holy symbol. For 1 minute, you can create an aura of sea water within a 10 ft radius of you. This water hovers in a perfect sphere and is treated as Underwater, and creatures within the sphere apply the mechanics of underwater combat. If creatures cannot breathe underwater, they treat the aura like difficult terrain. Creatures with an innate swimming speed inside the aura can move freely at their normal swimming speed in any direction. As an action, you can cause the water in your aura to become turbulent. Creatures within your aura make a Strength saving throw against your spell save DC or take 2d8 bludgeoning damage and are pulled toward the center of the aura.
Catch and Release
When you reach 6th level, you can throw an enchanted net to snare another creature. As an action, you can cast Hold Monster at its lowest level without using a spell slot.
Divine Strike
Starting at 8th level, you gain the ability to infuse your weapon strikes with oceanic energy. Once on each of your turns when you hit a creature with a weapon attack, you can cause the attack to deal an additional 1d8 cold damage to the target. When you reach 14th level, the extra damage increases to 2d8.
Torrential Tides
Beginning at level 17, as an action, you can open a portal to the elemental plane of water, allowing water to rush out. Open the portal at a point you can see within 30 feet of you. The portal faces away from you, and creates a surge of water that is 30 feet wide, 10 feet thick, and 10 feet high. The deluge travels 40 feet in the direction you are facing away from you. Creatures in the path of the wave must succeed on a Strength saving throw against your spell DC or take 6d8 bludgeoning damage and be knocked prone. On a successful saving throw, they take half damage and are not knocked prone. Regardless of their success with the saving throw, the tidal wave pushes all creatures in its path to the the en of the wave’s range.
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
Gothic Valentine’s Day Collection from KMSxCo
what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan
Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned
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