The Muppet Archives:Supplemental

The Personal Recordings of The Muppet Archivist

[lunehowls]

maybe !

[fearandfelt]

sorry using this account to vent bc he doesnt know about it I think but

this is so weird why arent you angry why arent you yelling at me why arent you having a breakdown that I have to clean up this is so fucking unsettling

when i told you i was scared about how you react to things i didn't mean i wanted you to stop? reacting? at all?

[fearandfelt]

remember when everyone was puppets

[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

yeah :(

[fearandfelt]

Feeling nostalgic for The Good Old Days (June 2024)

[fearandfelt]

remember when everyone was puppets

[muppetjokernum8ereightfan]

::::33 < This NFT I just 8ought is so pawesome!

[the-muppet-joker]

Thank you for your purchase.

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

screenshotted

[fearandfelt]

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

[fearandfelt]

Hear me out: Sage, Sara, and Emily team up

Drop an album or something

Start a coven

Do you see my vision

[fearandfelt]

Hey whatever actually happened with the door thing

[fearandfelt]

Man I love all my whacky muppet friends sm

[fearandfelt]

Fucking 75 notifications this morning on the archives blog. Please calm down y'all I'm just one muppet.

[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

i think the brotherhood (sisterhood?) needs a fun bonding activity to help everyone come together now that croaker is back. so i found a fun uquiz to take :)

-Includes all beta kids, beta trolls, alpha kids, alpha trolls, and cherubs. -DO NOT TAKE THIS TEST IF YOU ARE NOT 16+ YEARS OF AGE (contain

reblog with your results, here's mine :)

[muppetjokernum8ereightfan]

This quiz is st8pid! It doesn't kn8w anything!!!!!!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. Just as I suspected........

[fearandfelt]

I do not know how to feel about this actually

[isbergillustration]

🙄

[fearandfelt]

I love you muppetfriends fr

[themuppetarchives]

Anyways.

Ceaseless smoke sesh later because you guys have stressed me out.

[muppet-blackwood]

Everyone but Elias is invited (again) and I’ll make everyone treats (that are infused!)

[themuppetarchives]

Martin truly does make the best baked goods.

[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

hell yeah

[fearandfelt]

Hello 420! I do hope you join us, you're always an absolute delight.

[pisscentral]

haven’t posted any art in a bit sooo

FEAR WHEEL

(btw yes the dice is purposefully all snake eyes, just clarifying)

[fearandfelt]

This picrew reminded me of the Muppet style. I like it...

(Feel free to add your own, Muppetverse)

[worldsworstfemale]

i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job