the monster under your bed

don't ask me for free commissions. you'll regret the way you'll pay. Nora Pine | 27 | Bugbear Artist [Closed RP account for Wicked's Rest]

[fearfordinner]

chasseurdeloup​:

[pm] Putain.Can’t I just bake you a pie instead?

[pm] And a dagger. 

[fearfordinner]

chasseurdeloup​:

[pm] A teacher? But I– I mean, I guess. But that– Nora, a whole fucking forge?

[pm] Yeah. A whole fucking forge. I want a bear dagger. Thanks.

[fearfordinner]

monstersfear​:

He wasn’t starving before, though. He was fine. 

Who hurt you?

[fearfordinner]

eldritchaccident​:

[pm] I mean, great though right? Huh where were the people like you when I was a kid-- That’s real kind of you 

[pm] I’m a kind person. 

[fearfordinner]

monstersfear​:

Neither of those things are true. I’m not even in charge of feeding him. He feeds himself.

He feeds himself with the meat I give him because he was starving before. I feed him.

[fearfordinner]

monstersfear​:

I don’t have a PR agent. And I don’t know who wrote an essay on your blog. [user starts to link Ari, Teddy, Vida, and Rhett. User then struggles to think of another person who might think he’s nice, but realizes he does not, in fact, know anyone else who would think that. User erases all names.] I don’t have to prove anything to you. 

So you’re mean and you starve old men. Good to know. 

[fearfordinner]

eldritchaccident​:

[pm] Did- Has that happened? It wasn’t trash food right? does that even make sense nevermind--

Wait really? How often do you send out massive amounts of meat?

[pm] Enough. No one starves.

[fearfordinner]

monstersfear​:

How the fuck does someone type like they’re mean? I’m not mean. I’m […] nice. People think I’m nice.

Link five sources of people who will confirm you’re nice. And you can’t use your pr agent or whoever it was who wrote an essay on my blog.

[fearfordinner]

eldritchaccident​:

[pm] I actually don’t know it yet, I was kind of asking? Indirectly I guess, but yeah if you wanted to put it under something what would it be? 

[pm] Oh phew. I thought this was going to be another I send someone food so they start a cult around me incident. Can never be too careful.

[fearfordinner]

eldritchaccident​:

[pm] Wonderful, I’m sure the community will appreciate your contribution. I’ll even donate it in your name, if you like? 

[pm] How do you know my name? Are you stalking me?

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@eldritchaccident

[pm] Rhett has lots of food. It's too much meat for one person before it spoils. Can we give it to the homeless center/soup kitchen?

[pm] Oh yeah. That’s cool. More people not starving.

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monstersfear​:

I don’t want him to starve! I feed him all the time! I’m not mean!

You type like you’re mean. I hope he eats all the good cuts and doesn’t share.

[fearfordinner]

[pm] Hey there, you don't know me but I am currently living with one of the guys you are arguing with online and adjacent to the one you bought the meat for. Emilio isn't always the best with words, but I just wanna help.

I can assure you that Rhett gets plenty of food, so that's really not the issue here. gosh that makes him sound like a dog or something It's not that we don't appreciate it, it's just that we also run a business out of this place. The big truck outside as well as the vast quantity of perishable meats is actively making it hard for our clients to get through and I worry about all of it spoiling before it can be used by any small group of people.

Maybe we could come to some sort of agreement, bring the meat to somewhere it could be of better use. Maybe with the local homeless shelter or soup kitchen?

[pm] I'm not reading this essay. Summarize in three sentences.

[monstersfear]

@fearfordinner

He’s starving feed him.

He is not starving. Are you the one sending him meat? He doesn’t need meat. Stop it.

[fearfordinner]

No one starves. You're just mean.

[fearfordinner]

yourlocalbrawler​

Fair enough I suppose. Well, if you want to learn, I have pretty fair rates and I don’t just teach you what to do, but I get your body ready to do it.

Okay I will pay to learn how to punch. When?

[virgil-achyls]

And In Ruined Flesh Ascend|| Nora & Hekakleidi

TIMING: A week before For My Song Has No Beginning LOCATION: The Graveyard PARTIES: @fearfordinner and @virgil-achyls SUMMARY: Hekakleidi meets the supposed god of fear, Nora CONTENT WARNINGS: body horror, cosmic horror, blood 

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[fearfordinner]

phoenixleah​:

[pm] If you want to bring joy, truth, and knowledge of your own, then open your own business.  You can’t you the library to do whatever you want, especially when you don’t respect our rules, Nora.  Spreading knowledge is my highest ambition, and the things you’re doing are only working to stop that from happening.  You don’t understand what you’re doing.

[pm] I decided I didn’t want to read any of that. Tell people the truth.