can't outrun the bear.

Cheerleading, Fitness and Dogs.

[farmlesbians]

so real

[laffgaff]

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym.

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

[frightfullytreeish]

[fearthegrowl]

me writing my thesis

[just-shower-thoughts]

Watermelons are the summer version of pumpkins

[tinderventure]

You guys are getting messages!?

[jonstarks]

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

[wizardlyghost]

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

[lubricates]

same

[emo-boytoy-deactivated20220705]

A boy? Moaning and grunting in pleasure because of me??? Absolute heaven

[surreal--memes]

[surreal--memes]

[babyanimalgifs]

“I think cows are underrated. Just look at that lil face!” 

(Source)

[avidlylearning]

A moo-cow @pixielated-dreams

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[nuka-rockit]

turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

[thinfatfit]

[kehinki]

god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. 

“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*

[valtsv]

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

[fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak]

*How I feel about eating clean and working out*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyanimalgifs]

Anything for fashion. (Good dog owner) 

via: @emotobeymaguire