God of Deceit

Unoriginality at it's finest!

[fearunit]

Wow hey look it’s that one guy who existed at one point and then fell into the deepest sections of the abyss where we all assumed he died but, SURPRISE he’s been feeding on the barnacles and rat corpses that have been littering the floor of the place for the past year or two and after getting saving some of the corpses he built a staircase made entirely out of them and he is back and as unhealthy as ever, ready to take the world by storm exactly the way a storm would, by being a party ruiner and bringing death to the foolish.

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so I never mentioned this but I actually managed to beat flandre....on a related note...I also beat ran...so uhh...funny that...yay for being the literal definition of inactivity...probably ‘cause I don’t have internet but hey whatever

[fearunit]

every time I see pros making mistakes in minecraft it always seems to be about the plant life in minecraft “oh you can bone meal dirt to make grass” or “oh no tool mines mushroom blocks faster”...in their defense I did learn that the growth process of trees stops during night (supposedly) but still...now I’m just sitting here all like “I devoted my childhood to learning about plant life in a game about blocks...that’s goin’ on the resume”

[fearunit]

I am the seija’s natural enemy, my craptop has the option to flip it’s screen upside down or sideways, so I flip my screen whenever seija flips it, which one would expect it to just make everything upside-down except touhou but seija’s flip then changes to match, so everything is upside-down, I then flip my screen again, but seija’s flip doesn't match so it’s like she never flipped it...I am the seija...

[fearunit]

So someone liked my post and it alerted me with that...and I would just like to say I lied...I never ran across an internet...they’re too rare...if you see a picture of an internet send it to me, ‘cause I’m not even sure what they look like...

[fearunit]

Make it to flandre with 4 lives no bombs, make it to maze of love and beat it without losing any of the 4 lives, slowly drop down to 3 lives no bombs all the way to then there was none, LOSE 2 LIVES, get to QED and epicly fail...everything was so good...everything was quite literally...SO GOOD...then bam...all of it to ashes...instantly...I feel ashamed

[fearunit]

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[fearunit]

2 words...viatnemes....pokemon...it's something to behold...the english is....unbelieveable...hands down the most broken thing I've ever seen...

[fearunit]

FRICKEN FLANDRE....I'm getting closer to beating her I made it to "and then there were none" and died shortly afterward....I can taste victory and it tastes....mediocre...but hey...exciting nonetheless...

[fearunit]

I am now wanting to be in a situation where I can say "Oh you know, just thousand year horror-ing the place up." without it being an insane out of context thing...

[fearunit]

happy birthday to me...happy birthday to me...happy birthday dear loser....happy birthday to me....now give me presents mortals

[fearunit]

can someone explain to me why the extra stage is so unnecessarily HARD I just dies to flanderp for the one MILLIONTH time...yes I've been counting...I just can't do it...I got down to the 3rd to last life bar once but still...

[fearunit]

oh thank goodness...I recently noticed that I lost 1 follower, that is one person...who is not only saved...but has seen what we as humans are TRULY capable of...thus when ever they see someone with "slight" issues and there are other people all like "omg that person should go die" she/he will be all like "no...that person is a god compared to this one loser I once saw on the webnetz....

[fearunit]

I was on my way home with my mom from kroger and we passed by a sign saying they were hiring, but the thing is that it did not mention who it was that was hiring, just a phone number...so we got the number and have yet to call it...so if I kick ur door down with a rifle then remember...I was right...they want assassins...

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I think I've got this whole "not waking up at after 12" thing covered pretty well...I'm ready to be an adult, I'm ready to complain about co-workers for the rest of my life...

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Applied for Mcdanks...gon' be a greasy burger guy...makin'....greasy boigas

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I just helped a friend clear his desktop up so he could see his picture...which is saying something 'cause his desktop was so bad he literally had files stacking on top of other files...so I'm just sitting there all like "ok so now you just need to praise me for eternity a'ight" ....it's a joke because he already does that...