annie

she/her - 22

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[febsfaerie]

having a boyfriend is so hard. emphasis on BOY. men are very difficult…

[febsfaerie]

not my boyfriend anymore thankfully. relationships shouldn’t be #that hard

[dailyflicks]

HERCULES (1997) Dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

[febsfaerie]

having a boyfriend is so hard. emphasis on BOY. men are very difficult…

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[febsfaerie]

men keep showing me how much they dislike and hate my guts and i’m always like “yeah they’re obsessed with me!”

[angelcakedoll]

[febsfaerie]

my page is a dictatorship not a democracy so pls no foolishness or you’ll be blocked!

[febsfaerie]

it’s been a while but rest assured i still do love kendrick lamar

[febsfaerie]

kendrick’s verse on that new clipse song added 10 years to my life mmm

[febsfaerie]

my boyfriend is so freaked out why is he dirty talking the waffles he’s eating?!

[febsfaerie]

he is not my boyfriend anymore ladies and gents

[mooneclipse]

[febsfaerie]

sydcarmy is dead unfortunately but we had a nice fun run im ngl

[febsfaerie]

watching the bear cuz it’s the only thing that makes me happy for the year.

[febsfaerie]

ARMS ARMS ARMS

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Kendrick Lamar was born June 17, 1987

[rationales]

[febsfaerie]

WELL YES