Fedora Duck

29 | Someday I may post about what I write instead of just looking at memes.

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[girl070187580445803647]

[flareonfloof]

very safes actually no need to worry or stress

[cocoon2010]

[lizardsister]

for weed ?

[cocoon2010]

[missagpmuttpuppy]

This is a staple of the Discord server I'm in

[muzzlesbian]

this is a staple of the blowjobs i give

[corpsehusk-creaturedoll]

gen 1 armored core themed blowjob in which i suck it from behind

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[shakyfoundations]

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

[1pt-remade]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[bingokill]

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

[sanguinewolves]

​me but i would turn the corner spider setting on #spiderlover #spiderfan #spidersarecool #spider #spiders

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[stupidfuckingdeer]

Gundam fans will be like “Bandai we need an MG of this Mobile Suit!!” and the suit will be called “Pēnits Kùmmer” and have appeared in one panel of a side manga that’s never been translated from Japanese. Then you look up Pēnits Kùmmer and it’s like the sickest fucking mecha design you’ve ever seen

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed