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#I'm going insane

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

redstonedust

is there a name for the thing where people find out that a cute animal is still an animal that kills and fucks and does things that would be bad for humans to do to eachother so they start going "did you know DUCKS are EVIL?? did you know DOLPHINS will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF GOD?? did you know your CAT is MORALLY BANKRUPT??"

aceofpans

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

candyredterezii

starting a collection

joeyclaire

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

fedorafreakfan

Some people think there is an otherworldly audience who thinks they're iconic and makes compilations their "savage moments". Like no they're just an asshole

puddingandp1

caine and bubble if it was 2016

fedorafreakfan

Horrifying

plaguedocboi

Tumblr will be like “oh you visit this tag regularly and frequently like posts about This Particular Thing? We are never going to recommend you anything related to that. You clicked on this one tag accidentally and immediately clicked out of it? Your entire for you page is going to be that forever. We are never going to stop recommending you these tags. Sorry.”