America's Sweetheart

Listen buddy I'm Nic and this is my blog. Read through at your own risk. You might get offended. You might get scared. You might pee a little bit. You might even throw up. It doesn't matter. Welcome to my little slice of heaven 😎

[feeblepeon]

I wish there was more to be done

About the fact

That cartoon women are more beautiful

Than real women

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[detectivehole]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[mf-dude]

[emailmore]

put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[dorfs]

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

[captain-price-returns]

Los Angeles area gangsters fighting for Assad in Syria, 2014

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me

[segamascott]

[videolottery]

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

[humiliationvictim]

It never ends

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[intactics]

[showing up to the function unannounced in sunglasses and a driving hair shawl & gloves & a trenchcoat & high heels with a frantic persecuted air] no darling of course I wanted to come to your little shindig last week but I just had to get out of town, you understand [taking a long hard drag of a ridiculously thin cigarette and getting lipstick on the filter] I had a popular post going around

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[saintm0rning]

trying to impress a grinch girl by pretending i hate christmas and presents

[saintm0rning]

trying to make it work with a grinch girl but i'm unsatisfied because i have a christmas fetish

[trenchgun]

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

[aph-lithuania]

john karkat is entering high school this fall