Dismantling Transhumanity's Sex-Bots (NSFW)
A few days ago, the futurist blog, Transhumanity, posted an article about how sex robots will give us mind-bending orgasms, which will help us live longer. The robots' sexual prowess will supposedly outdo anything “meat-bag” humans can perform.
According to the article: “They’ll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes — this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.”
Their article was prompted by the book, “Love and Sex with Robots,“ written by artificial intelligence expert Dr. David Levy, saying that robots and humans will in the future fall in love and even marry.
Let’s tackle the love aspect first: there are already robots out there that can fall in love with humans. They’re called Lovotics, and were created by Hooman Samani and his team at National Taipei University. This shaggy robot has synthetic versions of hormones and responds to being touched by whirring and changing color. The reward mechanism from the stimuli makes it come back for more — and be very clingy. Here’s a video of the love robot in action:
Emotions are actually very important for the robot’s learning mechanism. Humans work on the sub-optimal level— not everything is perfect, but they still go forward, and improve the situation along the way. When robots run an algorithm, on the other hand, they search for the best way to do something. Emotions help them decide quicker, because it eliminates some of the possible options.
Which brings us to the next point: satisfying robo-sex. I don’t know about you, but for me, someone (or something) that’s a good lay needs to be adaptive, spontaneous, and not to mention have fluidity of motion. At this point, autonomous robots (we are talking about autonomous, right? Since having some guy in a lab remote control the sexbot would be creepy) would take their sweet time figuring out the best way to please you. In a painfully slow and semi-clumsy way. To strengthen this point, here’s a clip of robots playing soccer at the 2009 Robocup:
Look how much time the robots spent shuffling their feet in front of the ball! In a sexual scenario, the robot would act more like a shy middle-schooler than a sexpot, staring at his naked counterpart, trying to find the optimal solution to make the first move and initiate “the sex.” Even five Hitachi motors and a bucket of pheromones wouldn’t do it for me at that point.
Robots also have a really hard time extrapolating and intuiting sensory data. For example, at New York University's Computer Science Department, researchers sent Coureuse, a state-of-the-art navigation robot, to ride through central park and label objects. When it came across light hitting the asphalt, it mistook it for sand. What will a robot think went it sees the wall cast a shadow on your naked body while you’re lying in bed?
Hopefully, the future will provide robots with smoother moves. I’m all for human-robot couples. After all, humans have been finding connections and meaning since the beginning of time. Just one word of caution: if you decide to have sex with a robot — disable its camera first. You really don’t want someone hacking into it and putting that stuff on YouTube.
For more/background info:
Transhumanity's Robo-Sex Article
Review of "Love and Sex with Robots"
Love and Sex with Robots on Amazon