Grace

24 // bisexual //

[ryanhatesthis]

[basedheisenberg]

Real recognizes real.

[automatically]

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

[bombing]

why are you against incest?

an actual person typed this out and hit send

[lyswritesnow]

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

Some are dark skinned

Some are light skinned

Some are big and some are small

Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

But no matter what

If you put them together

And blend them up

They taste pretty darn good

[firebreathingeli]

I’m getting you professional help. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heyfunniest]

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

[poofinburd-deactivated20180309]

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

[donutmayer]

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

[shinyrobutts]

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

[thefamilyphantom]

men are pussies

[zadgooks-deactivated20150319]

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

[cutestmoose]

men are penises

[kiwifluid]

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

[justablueumbrella]

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

[opidiod]

READ THIS

[sarcasick]

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth

dude 2: okay but what are the magic words

dude 1: no homo

[huntintrip]

[virguin]

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 

[draqonight]

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

[tastefullyoffensive]

[clockpurseisgone-deactivated202]

[catleecious]

[h0odrich]

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

[poehlermeyers]

[romancerainbow]

[darthouse]

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

[lukeisherenow-deactivated201609]

i thought i was going to have lay a smack down on someone until i read the whole thing

[kellymagovern]

English Bulldog puppy loves his new bed [x]

[whorestes]

my dash made a thing