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Andre | Europe

[toastbutteregg]

[depsidase]

[capacity]

I really wish I could hear what goes on in the mind of a straight man with a fat ass standing in the mirror bc I’m sure they’ve noticed right... so like do they just move on? I wouldn’t know what to do with myself

[capacity]

This is litrily the saddest thing I’ve ever read

[ly0nheart1]

This hurts my heart.

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[littlethingwithfeathers]

Hope this helps! Thanks!!!

[blabla3419]

Y’all I totally forgot this is a real thing red pandas do when they feel threatened

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lemoniusopp]

no no no op, the correct question to ask is

HOW THE FUCK

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jaredwormsboyslizardsquad]

Of fucking course. Finally, a professional.

[toastbutteregg]

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[pelipper]

[campyvillain]

collecting these like marbles

[calamitylou-blog1]

Where has this been all my life?

[pankunchiii]

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018

[menecrates]

girl WHAT is threshold day i'm so confused-

on the 29th of january 1996 an episode of star trek voyager called "threshold" aired. during this episode the ships pilot, tom paris, test flies a shuttle that goes faster than warp 10 and starts turning into a lizard. the doctor tries to revert him but he decides that he'd rather stay a lizard, thanks, and kidnaps the captain in the shuttle. they both turn into lizards and have lizard babies and the crew have to pick them up and revert them back into humans. tragically the lizard babies are abandoned. audiences everywhere went "woah that was bad even for star trek! we could make a holiday out of this!" hence threshold day.

[kntryradiotexas]

you forgot the part where it won an emmy award for outstanding makeup

[maretriarch]

a mean wife who hates you >>>

[maretriarch]

[memewhore]

[afuasthoughts]

I can't stop laughing omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

[justchelseaaaa-deactivated20221]

😂😂

[quadradaz]

Sound on

[bunabi]

They're brainstorming anti-spice legislation in the notes 💀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind