;_;

my pencil shavings are always there to caress my soft skin on lonely nights, their firm and prickly touch qualm my trembling body. their musky smell consensually penetrate my nostrils, and their scent slowly corrodes my mucus membranes. as i begin to lose sight in my left eye, i can feel their breathy whispers in my ear, they say "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance"

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[kosmogrl]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[radiofreederry]

[loltopia5676]

[pocket-deer-belly]

i think the thing that fucks me up about anti-fatness is that it's a pure disgust response but people don't even realize it cause they've wrapped it up in so much moralizing and bad science. Like they can't even look at the part where they're just taught to view people as disgusting anymore and understand that that's all it is. And when they see fat people trying to be or do anything that isn't being sorry for existing they have to push it back into that mold. I have to be a walking talking anti-fat psa.

[loveridden1999]

the hill me and the mutuals are dying on

[damazcuz]

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[frankenfran]

really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

[37q]

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65