Fern

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[rocen-matner]

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[pointnclick]

i was watching a deep sea documentary and these underwater cameras found a bigfin squid hovering ominously in the vast, crushing darkness. it was really fun hearing the scientists talk over the footage like “what’s that?” “o-oh looks like a squid haha” like with audible tension til they got a clearer shot. i could hear them trying to logic through and reason “surely that’s not something horrible” in real time in their voices. meanwhile the squid’s just hovering there like an evil marionette master

[iamalivenow]

if you are scared of it please watch the video where there’s a normal zoom in clear water while it moves and very enthusiastic marine biologists coo over it like a puppy

[bogleech]

I wish people did have reason to be scared of it though I wish everything in the ocean also lived in the air so you could be walking outside at night and look up and this is all you see in a black sky, I think that would be good

[pissvortex]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mmm haha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ahaha mmmm

[hustlerose]

dr pepper

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mm ahaha mmm

[hustlerose]

mmmm

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

haha mm

[hustlerose]

mm ha mmmmm hahaha

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[anexperimentallife]

[strawberryblondie-locks]

New chapter was a feast

[irradiatedclown]

god is in his heaven all is right with the world

[myce]

bad news, guys. they're getting rid of the decor. god is here and all is wrong with the world.

[legy]

the dispensary industry takes ANOTHER victim

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

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[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[kasphyxia-deactivated20210107]

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

[rottingfacade]

[kasphyxia-deactivated20220529]

Bad news everyone

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

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[pseudomantis]

Imagine someone calling an exterminator to control an ant problem in their house and the exterminator spends all day picking up individual ants taking them outside and shooting them with a gun, one ant at a time one bullet one ant. And at the end of the day he's like yeah that's all I can do for now and there's still an entire colony of ants in the house hasn't even put a dent in it

[wheredoisign]

[butt-berry]

Route 1 birds 🦉

[funnytwittertweets]

[mevil]

[pewdiepieburglar]

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

[christianstepmoms]