The one thing I love in life is to sleep.

I am unlucky. Good morning.

[unwastelandunbaby]

the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi

[unwastelandunbaby]

for visual learners

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[banstyle]

Spongebob and patrick fighting over gary when he really just wanted the cookie in patricks pocket

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thoughts on the death penalty?

you actually did the meme

[depsidase]

[sovietnam]

[floralls]

by Klekovkin Aleksey

[hanamakis]

[horrorlesbians]

I hate reposting peoples tweets but a mutual sent me this and it almost made me scream beside my coworker

[dankmemeuniversity]

[inkskinned]

i think the moon would like you

[mjalti]

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

[thefaggifier]

NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies

[biomic]

this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[killorbekillian]

hbmomberguy: Here he is dipping his webbed flippers into the pool of climate change with his signature Shapiro intellect.

Ben Shapiro: So let’s say, let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by- by, let’s say, five feet over the next hundred years. Say, ten feet, by the next hundred years. And it puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Right, which- let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t going to just sell their homes and move?

[banging and grunting as hbomberguy uses an axe to break a hole in the wall and stick his face through]

hbomberguy: Just one small problem. SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guerrillatech]

[debelice]

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