SuperWhoLock And Company

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[thewinchesterdaily]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

[feelingfeelsfeelsfunny]

Fred: Taco cat backwards is still taco cat.

Percy: I don't know what to do with this information.

George: Dog food lid backwards is dildo of god.

Percy: I don't know what to do with this information either.

[haleths]

LOTR CHAPTERS: THE RETURN OF THE KING - Chapter Six: The Battle of the Pelennor Fields

   Then out of the blackness in his mind [Merry] thought that he heard Dernhelm speaking; yet now the voice seemed strange, recalling some other voice that he had known.   “Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!” A cold voice answered: “Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.”    A sword rang as it was drawn. “Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.”    “Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man can hinder me!” Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. “But no living man am I! You look upon a woman.  Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Good News of 2017

[weed-breath]

Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[smallshrimphell]

hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram??

Like ???

[krindragon]

Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.

[ostolero]

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[karpetshark]

current emotion: this sprite of papyrus being zapped by his own electricity maze

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

[bruce-greenwood]

reblog with the weirdest thing you call your pet in the tags

i’m curious

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

they say that every name has a story

[hoytaxton]

who needs eyeliner to make your eyes pop when you have dark circles to do that for you

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both