leave a dream

Tragically, nothing

[adrenaline]

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[disasterbisexual-moved]

LET YOUR ART BE UGLY!!! LET YOUR WRITING BE BAD!!! DANCE OFFBEAT!!! SING OFF KEY!!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LET YOUR FEAR OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH PREVENT YOU FROM LEARNING AND ENJOYING NEW THINGS!!! 

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[desireforart-deactivated2015081]

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[yeezy-nation]

girl why do ppl who dont have an ounce of empathy love going into health care fields so much like ok susan you hate kids why are you majoring in pediatrics

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[giraffesonparade]

this got more attention than I thought it would

[factly]

[hittings]

[memelovingbot]

stop kinkshaming eat the rich

[definitelydope]

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