[feelinqdrunk]

Do you want to be a star? For $24.99, you are the prettiest star.

https://cutt.ly/ugNowwT

[runnily]

[aurion-archive]

[slightmood]

me: *gets settled into bed*

my bladder:

[nerdjpg]

Mom: hey did you call the doctors office and make your appointment

Me:

[thebootydiaries]

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[unfaggy]

[destinyofself]

me: hoe don’t do it

hoe:

me: oh my god

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

[crownsforusall]

That boy short-circuited

[disneystheweekenders]

Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[pocmemes]

*Cries in Bay Area*

[feelinqdrunk]

girl: come over

me: i cant

girl: i understand

me: i love you

[alvae]

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[vbdul]

Y they just flame him lmfao

[thagoodthings]

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

[brokebackboys]

who knew white ppl had it in them

[gaycism]

I can’t fucking believe my eyes. A man is being sentenced to death because he’s gay and a lifetime in prison would be something he would enjoy. This is sickening. Everyone should know about this.

[sapropel]

Oh yes we love our carceral state

[chwhore]

what the living fuck