lowkey a witch

gianna/resident lady rat 🌕🔮 hyperfixations and posts i like used to be @how-many-more-bloody-galileos follows on @beautiful-day-in-the-gayborhood pfp by @dont-you-hear-my-call header by @wonhanikka

[moneyfucker900]

“No, Mac, I’m not reading your carrd. I don’t care who your “kins” are or who’s in your “do not interact” - you can’t choose who you get to interact with, Mac, life’s not that simple. And furthermore, why is it spelled “carrd” anyway? The second r is extraneous. I can’t deal with extraneous things in my life, Mac.“

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

Phineas and Doofenshmirtz are simultaneously the same person and polar opposites. They’re both geniuses in their own right, with a grasp of science and engineering that no one else, except maybe Ferb, would even aspire to. They’re both loud and excitable and constantly motivated not just to build something physically build, but something metaphorically big, too. They both want to change Danville, just in different ways, and that might be why it tends to cancel out. 

Phineas wants to make everything better. Since day one, he’s been building not just for himself, but for everyone. He gave the city a rollercoaster and a beach and he literally gave away a soccer football stadium. He’s motivated by his love for people, and by the love those people give him in return.

Meanwhile, Heinz wants to make everything worse. Nothing he builds is to make his own life better; it’s all to make everyone else’s life worse. He’s completely motivated by revenge, not just against the people who’ve wronged him, but against the world that let them.

tl;dr: Phineas Flynn is what Heinz Doofenshmirtz would have been if he had grown up with money and a family who loved him, and together, they could 100% take over the tri-state area

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

[oceanspray5]

Also Phineas has an EXCELLENT relationship with his brother who 100% is the administrator and engineer behind Phineas’ creative plans. Phineas himself describes Ferb as a “man of action” meaning he helps implement Phineas’ ideas although they’re both equal participants in the work obviously. They work together because working alone just isn’t fun and because it’s so much better to have someone with you. It’s their teamwork together but also with their friends that makes their summer so much fun!

Meanwhile, a lot of Heinz’s plots revolve around bringing his brother, Roger, down. Roger sees Heinz and his creativity as a nuisance and failure even if he’s polite in public. Roger doesn’t realize that Heinz’s plots could very much succeed if it wasn’t for Perry and just dismisses Heinz as an idiot. Unlike Ferb with Phineas, he never takes Heinz seriously. They’re constantly foiling each other, even if Roger’s actions are sometimes unintentional when causing Heinz’s frustration and isolation.

Also: in the Quantum Boogaloo episode where Candace goes to the future, Ferb is at Camp David meaning he’s working for the US government meaning in the future he also has some sort of political position like Roger but on a larger scale.

It’s just another little neat thing that, while isn’t central or maybe even intentional, is a definitely cool contrast between the two sets of brothers and between Phineas and Heinz.

[telltaletypist]

pick a The Wiggles lyric that makes you go absolutely feral:

[feellikeamillionaire]

mashed potato mashed potato

[a7estrellas]

Greg and his cookies 🍪

+ Bonus

[butterflypeaflowertea]

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

[cherryredelinquent]

me, blasting music that is older than both my parents: this is what’s in

[mango-peaches-lime]

Christian Slater In Heathers (1988)

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

what’s cooler than talking about how seahorses defy traditional gender roles? next time try: seahorses do not have genders, they are little fish

[3rdeyechakra]

[sawasawako-archived]

transcript:

“We talk about love, we talk about humanity. We must see the human factor. Our foundation is human, not sex. [audience applause] It is not about us saying to someone else, that I accept you or I tolerate you. You do not have the power to accept or tolerate me. I take that from you. You will respect me. [audience applause] So to each of you: my community dies every day, whether it’s from HIV and AIDS, or from transphobia or homophobia. I ask you, consider this: that is a human being. We’re all human beings. It’s about inclusivity, and I will never ever ask any of you for respect; I will demand it. [audience applause] You will not tell me that you accept me. You will not tell me that you tolerate me. That is not your power. I take that from you. You will respect me for who I am.”

[burningbee]

I figure out I had ADHD last year, but I didn’t seek an official diagnosis and medication until this year. I’m 30 years old, my school days are long behind me. I slipped through the cracks because I have predominately inattentive type and I was a quiet little girl. Having ADHD does not mean you have to be hyperactive and loud, it means you have a processing problem in your brain that doesn’t allow you to regulate your focus or emotions. 

Mental health even now is still taboo to talk about. People are more open now than ever about it however and that gives me hope. 

This is a profoundly personal comic and it only reflects my own experience with ADHD. It is on a spectrum with a wide range of personalities. But if my story connects with someone else and helps them, that would mean the world to me.

[abysswarlock]

This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*

[milf-adjacent]

YOU MOCK HIM YET HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

[crtter]

Raccoon dogs are incredibly cute creatures in general but I think one of their best traits is how different they look with their winter coats vs their summer coats

They go from “yeah that looks like a canid alright”

To “not when I shift into maximum FLUFF”

[vicholas]

I think the problem with Kermit is that it's really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he's not a jerk hes a funny little frog.

[vicholas]

Kermit is not a jerk, Kermit represents the exact feeling you get when one of your posts reaches over 100k notes and people keep adding the same bad joke on the comments

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can’t sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can’t do homework

Impulse buys

Can’t use a calendar

Can’t sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[specificfuckery]

[lyrapuppy]

Well fuck

[adhd-hippie]

[ID: Screen grab of the hashtags from this post which read as follows. “Legit one of the big theories about ADHD is that much like autism it was actually an advantageous adaptation for like 100k years.  The only reason autism and ADHD are disabilities is because it makes us incompatible with late stage capitalism.  Our disabilities went unnoticed for most of human fucking history because they weren’t problems for most of human history.  Your autistic kids were great with sheep or brilliant with the household finances but just preferred quite.  Your ADHD kids KNEW when a predator came or where the prey was and okay everything OP said.  We are only disabled in the sense that we won’t sit in a box for hours told to behave in a way.  End ID]

[valtsv]

Hello please become Roman Catholic

no ❤️

[miss-mollys-ballet-blog]

Skylar Brandt was supposed to debut as Aurora today but since the season was canceled she debuted her own Rose Adagio.

[wizardmobile]

Ok this is SO COOL because the Rose Adagio is a partnered dance–Aurora does exactly what’s shown in the video, but with the prince there rotating her and holding her waist, both for the attitude balance and the pirouettes. That wobbling you see while she turns? That’s not because she’s off balance (you could literally never do this without absolutely pinpoint perfect balance), that’s from the subtle movement of her foot to rotate herself. She is all the way en pointe, rotating sheerly by veeeery slightly adjusting her foot. You may be looking at this going “I don’t know much about ballet, but this looks pretty amazing.” I know ballet, and let me tell you, this is 100%, absolutely, INSANELY difficult, impressive, and fucking radical. Amazing doesn’t even begin to describe it.

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]