If A Magpie Had A Blog

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[texaverywerewolf]

it's not a dry spell it's a knightly vow of chastity

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[anxietyproblem]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[romanceyourdemons]

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

[romanceyourdemons]

coriolanus 4.5.126-131, 135-139 be upon ye

[valtsv]

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

[valtsv]

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[biscuitstown]

Ringo Starr

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[patatoscope]

[d4ri0-valendflield]

Random sketches of Ivy Pepper (Lackadaisy)

[earhartsease]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

[everydaylouie]

desk self-portrait

[byjove]

heist movie but one character has a freshwater aquarium at home and is stressing about his tank and his fish and how much they need a water change the entire film. he keeps trying to show everyone pictures of his 100 gallon bichir tank, no one gives a fuck.

[loudestcloud]

And in the middle of important fights, we get shots of the tank just bc or tense moments tank guy closes his eyes and thinks of the fish and instead of calming him down it makes him worse bc THEY NEED A FUCKING CLEAN!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

See the thing is. I don't know any fishkeeper that is at the "100 gallon Bichir tank" level who would NOT do the water change, clean the filer sponges, set up and test the automatic feeder AND leave detailed instructions for the housesitter BEFORE THE HEIST. NOBODY WITH AN ADULT BICHIR IS FAILING TO DO TANK MAINTENANCE BEFORE A PLANNED EVENT.

Trying to show off pictures of your tank and people being jerks about it is 1000% accurate tho. Especially for Bichir keepers.

[everydaylouie]

fluffy

[charlesoberonn]