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jimbenton

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butterfly-effect

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

brklyn-9-9

ICONIC

adhduck

i’ve only seen that moment as a gif and hearing it is so much better

tastefullyoffensive

(via eklemen)

saddeus

The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”

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(via ZachBarnes97)

tastefullyoffensive

(via ReturntheHunter / The_Warshack)

beautyandthepriest-deactivated2

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

hogwartsaheadcanon

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’