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Every person in a position of political power should have their daily needs matched to the lowest class of their country.

teaboot

You make $6 an hour now, Mr. Congressman, and you’re not allowed to sit down or take breaks during your 7.5 hour daily shift. If you don’t like that, then you’re welcome to make some changes

betthearm

This.

norcross

i’ve never understood being able to enact laws that will never impact you

factbot

despazito

the second radish is 29 feet away

tranarchist

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

thelegendofclarke

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change.

nomadactual-deactivated20171012

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

thelegendofclarke

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam.

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks.

clonesdreamgirl

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

thebestpartofwakingup

It’s ok it’s their second amendment right

zagreus

some of monty python’s flying circus really doesn’t hold up that well in hindsight but the argument sketch? that’s fucking classic

zagreus

it’s just so funny on every level, and the timing’s fucking impeccable

jyostar

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

that’s gon-

that’s gonna leave a-

boss-hoody

saltrat88

killin-the-machine

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

summer-rose-isms

Chaotic good

pinkmisspiggy

not 2 be like .completely incoherent all the time but i dont understand how the concept of baby clothes doesnt make most people burst in2 tears like the arms on the shirts r like that cus theyre that small like their little arms have 2 fit in there like ….we have 2 make it special just for how theyre sized

scottlangs

THE SHAPE OF WATER 2017 – dir. Guillermo del Toro

bpdbot

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

thesaurio

Learn how to swim Bitch

bpdbot

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

microtear-deactivated20181213

Me

the-pundertaker-deactivated2020

pochowek

You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

weeniebagel

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

pochowek

haha people look hes actually southern

weeniebagel

commodorecliche

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

valtsv

enough demonic possession films where the demon possesses a woman’s body and does weird creepy “erotic” shit w it more demonic possession films where the demon and the host are basically just the protagonists in a buddy comedy movie