hi my name is poe ( they/them. 23. est ) ! and iโm very excited to be here <3 i canโt wait to write with all of you :3 this is my goblin eli and while i woke up late and donโt have a background written up or anything you can find an info dump ( plus some wanted connections ) under the cut which will hopefully give you some insight ! like this if youโd like to plot ! itโs easier to get a hold of me on d*scord :ย kangaroo court#6392 but ims are fine too ! :D
โผ:โก*๏พโฟ โ ย jeon jungkook . demi boy . he/they . ย ๏ผ ย elijah โ eli โ kang is blasting are you bored yet? by wallows again โฆ ugh , i swear they play that song every single day ! youโd think theyโd learn how to pipe down . oh , you donโt know them ? they live in apartment 4b . i havenโt talked to them much , but i know that theyโre twenty three years old , and that theyโve been living in the complex for three years . i always run into them when theyโre coming back home from vinnyโs vinyls , and they seem really gregarious and flighty . maybe youโll have better luck with the aries than i do .
muse info :
heโs a typical american so getting used to canadian culture is still a thing for him. he can do a pretty good accent though ( in his opinion which means it actually sucks ).
he works at vinnyโs vinyls and is obsessed with music. his favorite band is wallows but he has a soft spot for all those 2000s pop punk and emo bands. if he recommends fall out boy to you at the register just go with it and act like youโve never heard of them.
his walls are covered in various records heโs collected some albums he really loves and some he just likes the look of ( ugh posers amirite ? ).
he really loves dogs and most animals in general. if you go through his tiktok fyp itโs filled with farmers and people who take care of animals most people wouldnโt have as a pet.
heโs known pretty much all his life that heโs nonbinary like the idea of being masculine never appealed to him so he just kinda vibes with it. if you ask him heโll say gender is a myth and heโs never understood it. heโs obsessed with being a he/they like as soon as he found out what a demi boy was he just knew it fit.
also heโs bisexual so heโs just in love and wanting to sleep with everyone KFJDSHJFSD
due to his aries nature he tends to get crushes easily then stupidly admits to them but gets over them in two weeks and ghosts them :/
heโs really bad at committing like really really bad. heโs never had a relationship last longer than three months and he tends to leave people bitter about it because he doesnโt break up with them he just disappears. if your muse hates aries then he might be why.
he loved the idea of living alone because at home heโs the youngest of five siblings and being stuck in a house ( shared bedrooms forever since as the youngest he got the short end of the stick ) with them made him crave alone time. but now he gets lonely a lot and regrets not having a roommate. so whoever heโs friends with he comes in and crashes on their couch a lot for no reason other than he wants to. so you might have to kick this bum out personally
that being said he loves his family a lot and facetimes with his parents and the siblings he can get a hold of at least once a week. they drive him nuts though but in like the best way possible.
he tends to stay up way too late and for some reason thatโs when the act up urges hit so if you hear somebody else blaring at 3 am heโs fine i promise ( maybe ).
he never drinks water and suffers from constant headaches but refuses to drink it. his fridge is filled with various flavors of monster blue powerade and mountain dew. he hates the taste of coffee and alcohol ( he still drinks the latter though ).
he really likes video games so if he randomly invites your muse over to play mario kart on the switch itโs either to brag or heโs just trying to hit on you. heโs a shyguy main btw.
talk to him about video games and heโll get lost in the convo for hours. he loves open world games the best i.e. skyrim breath of the wild red dead redemption 2. but he also likes rpgs and nintendo games.
he runs cold most of the time so he always has a hoody on.
he loves anime so talk to him about anime ( especially my hero academia ) and he has figurines of his favorite character bakugo.
he has a lot of badly done tattoos on his hand and arm just because he gets bored then goes and gets something done.
he wears five earrings in each ear and used to have them gauged but they grew back and heโs too lazy to get them done again. he also has his hair done in an undercut currently and he loves putting it up in ponytails or buns.
if you make him a playlist heโll fall in love with you immediately.
heโs really good at binging tv shows. he rewatched hannibal in three days and gets done with most new netflix series in a day.
heโs allergic to peanut butter but sometimes he eats uncrustables to see if heโs gotten over thinking he can just build up an immunity to it.
wanted connections:
exes ( any gender. iโm really wanting multiple plots of like people that eliโs strung along and left in the dust. )
hookups / fwbs ( any gender. singular experiences or regular type things )
i havenโt decided where heโs from so hmu for childhood plots. iโm a sucker for childhood besties, first kisses and crushes.
be his infatuation of the week ( this can be multiple plots but i want eli confessing his feelings then getting over them and ghosting leaving your muse confused. i want the awkward run ins and confrontations ! )
you come into vinnyโs vinyls and ask him for recs but he just goes on about how good mcr is.
you nag him to please drink some water because heโs clearly dying of dehydration.
come play mario kart with him. heโll say heโs gonna win but more than likely heโll lose.
you check up on him because heโs listening to fleetwood macโs rumours at 4 in the morning and youโre wondering if heโs ok and also you just wanna sleep.
tinder date ( it can go well or not )
heโs eaten peanut butter again and youโre the one who has to drag his stupid ass to the hospital.
youโre the friend whose couch he crashes on constantly. maybe one night youโre trying to bring someone home and he wonโt leave and youโre trying to nicely make him get the hint but he refuses so you have to be mean about it.
literally anything you can think of iโm probably down for it !
