okay

i'm craig. i didn't want to do my homework so i made a blog instead.

[guineapiggies]

Cecilia Gabriela - Besito a mamá

[feldspathic]

who the fuck adds bacon to salads anyway why are you making my life so hard

[feldspathic]

i don't like meat in general but bacon in particular pisses me off. it tastes like pure grease

[julian2006]

listen……i fucking hate bacon culture SO much……..bacon isnt even that good please calm down

[feldspathic]

it's at times like these that i wonder if it would of been easier to just of stayed with tweek but then i remember 90% of the town owns art of us banging or kissing and i can't handle that

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[feldspathic]

imagine trying to break up with an actual girl and not ruining their precious otp or whatever

[feldspathic]

last time i dared to break up with someone, the entire town mourned the loss of my relationship and the girls voted me the number 1 asshole of the school, so

[feldspathic]

how to break up with the girlfriend you never wanted in the first place

[feldspathic]

petition for lola to stop trying to hold my hand god please

[feldspathic]

every time i hear a car outside i swear its my parents coming to catch me ditching school with lola

[bibbyboy-deactivated20150925]

[feldspathic]

i never thought id skip school to watch a movie called demon baby but here i am.

[feldspathic]

i was supposed to be in school two hours ago but instead, i'm waiting on dad's dumb hunting friends

[feldspathic]

(my dad voice) we're going hunting today, son......maybe that will smack the vegetarian out of you

[waspgrave]

Person: *angers me*

Me: that is it. the grudge has been formed and i will remember this on my dying day. ill see you in hell

[polidics-deactivated20190402]

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case