Hit me with your pet shark

[drferox]

Aesthetic

The computer said my next patient’s name was Lucifer, and that he was a domestic. Not that an unusual name for a pet, I have to admit.

“Come on in. Do you have Lucifer hiding in that box for me?” I say. A gentleman dressed all in black with a rather spiky aesthetic and a selection of piercings comes into my consult room and opens the box.

He places a perfectly black rabbit on the table.

Honestly, I had been expecting a cat.

Turns out Lucifer is his new rabbit. He’d insisted on taking it from a friend who wasn’t taking care of it a few months ago.

Lucifer, for his part, had decided the table was too scary and that his dad’s leather clad armpit was the best place to be.

To my surprise and delight, our new goth rabbit owner is doing everything right. Perfect diet, read up on rabbit health, vaccinating, enrichment, the works.

He even started a vegetable garden to grow treats for the rabbit, or as he put it, “tributes for lucifer.”

[kai-ni]

I….. I love this …..

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

“Do you have Lucifer hiding in that box for me” is the best sentence ever

[luminumimuni]

[sapphiccore]

[edgebug]

@sp8sexual

[bluesparkletea]

It sensed that person was trustworthy. They now must accept their role as cow god.

[vulpesaureus]

[fitblrholics]

If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)

[the-exercist]

Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their chemical components, I’m willing to bet that most people wouldn’t recognize the “ingredients” either. It’s a bunch of words you don’t even know:

Don’t use these scare tactics - Chemicals aren’t inherently bad. Literally everything is made up chemicals. Trust me, your body knows what niacin is. It knows how to digest fructose and calcium sulfate. Even if you only consume the most basic and “real” foods that are pulled directly off the vine, you’re still ingesting a series of chemical compounds that you probably can’t pronounce. That’s okay. 

[ohnofixit]

thanks to drhoz for submitting!

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

“If you can’t pronounce it, it’s bad for you” is literally the worst pseudo-scientific scaremongering bullshit tactic. I hate it so much.

I’m pretty sure you can pronounce “arsenic”, but that doesn’t change the fact that arsenic is highly toxic. On the other hand, you couldn’t pronounce “cycloadenosine monophosphate” or “nicotine-amide-dinucleotide-phosphate”, though both of them serve vital roles in human biochemistry and you would die if your body wouldn’t produce them.

[dr-archeville]

Cyanide: Easy to pronounce, very bad for you.

Eicosapentaenoic acid: Difficult to pronounce, very good for you.

It’s more important to know what the chemicals are and why they’re in there.  Anti-intellectualism helps no one.

[ephilog]

I don’t know about you but I’m so sick of that omnipresent association of sports/fitness with weight loss as the ultimate goal.

(PS: I’m not sure how efficient punching people is for building muscle mass but I’m afraid she’s had a lot of opportunities so I guess four pounds is probably realistic?)

[eskiworks]

I wish… I WISH I could somehow reblog this HARDER and with MORE LOVE.  Sorry to put more non-art stuff in my main tumblr here, but goddamn I feel this so hard.  I’ve been hitting the gym with the goal of making a good habit, so that when winter comes around and the inevitable S.A.D. creeps back into my life, I’m more likely to get some exercise as a coping mechanism just out of habit.  I’m also weightlifting because I want to get strong (like ox, you might say). 

I do not care if I lose weight, I’m not keeping track of my pounds, and if I stay chubby but get stronger I will be just as fucking happy.  So glad I found this comic, and so glad I found your art Ephi!  New watcher ahoy!  <3

[justcatposts]

[deepsexts]

this baby rhino has been hanging out with a lamb and picking up on its mannerisms. this is so cute.

see more animal posts?

[joaquinphoenixsveganleatherboots]

[video of a baby rhino flicking its ears and tail, and frolicking like a lamb despite being significantly heavier, while its lamb friend frolicks and runs around it] @becauseoftheshame

[blipsterinsverige]

[candiikismet]

Omg

[vocifersaurus]

Omg that rhino trying to frolic and bound like a creature 1/3 its size. It is so beautiful and innocent. You’re a lamb, you’re a gazelle, you’re a graceful butterfly little rhino.

[pandagnomeium-deactivated201812]

@cryptid-wendigo

[rack-hound]

@babygoatsandfriends

[huffpost]

[dogsandcatslivingtogether]

Seeing-eye cat for blind dog

[sailortothemoonandback-deactiva]

this makes me cry man

[fredspatronus]

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

[adumpblogg]

WHAT A COMEBACK

CAN THEY WIN INSTEAD

[flawlesssantos]

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

[gay-zing]

WHEN DID GERMANY AND JAPAN UNITE

[softbxllarke]

WW2

[gay-zing]

dude how far behind is ur livestream

[oswinoswlad]

why is austria singing in french????

[sherlockwho]

*sighs* we had no piano left to burn down to get attention so-

[homerically]

when you’ve got Eurovision at 9, but the French revolution at 10:

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

i don’t want russia to win but if russia wins you just know every single european country would make their next esc performance the gayest ever and I kinda wanna see that

[cianmars]

One of the things we love about Eurovision is that it defies logic

Graham Norton about Australia being included in Eurovision (via loboistrash)

[anarcossindicalismo]

this is what happens when you let ikea design clothes