Cat & Coffee Addict

Astrid | 25 | She/They 🏳️‍⚧️| Three brain cells in a trench coat

[felinecoffeeaddict]

[felinecoffeeaddict]

Ah, the dual dichotomy of felines.

[donttpanic]

[rabdoidal]

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

[lesbx]

you guys are posting too loud you woke her up

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s always doing some bullshit

[neilcicierega]

What inspired the 2 Trucks song?

I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history

[anxietyproblem]

[theonion]

A new global report released Monday by the U.S. Geological Survey revealed that every place on earth currently has the wrong amount of water. “New satellite data confirms that every corner of the earth has the incorrect quantity of water,” the report read in part, noting that even though the total amount of water on the planet seemed to be about right, give or take a few hundred milliliters, the distribution of that water across the globe was “way off.”

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[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[mollybeenoel]

[l3irdl3rain]

It’s raining outside but he can stay dry in his catio

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[littlegooguy]

Snuggled

[mrfishtopher]

theres a flying bug in the house