first degree meowder

Bones | they/it | 22

[felinecorpse]

Hey hey look at my strawpage!!

Bones

22

they/it

bisexual, genderqueer/nonbinary

mentally ill + adhdtism

This is just my personal blog, I post a lot of horror media in general so cw for that if you're not comfy with it, if you follow me and you'd like me to tag something pls feel free to send me an ask or DM and tell me. BYF and DNI are in my strawpage!

Dms, asks, and submissions are always open! Just be nice or I'll make fun of you in public

Personal/talking tag: #bones rattling

Art tag: #bonesdoodle

Just like me fr: #bonescore

Selfies, etc: #my face

My animals: #my cats/#my dogs

Lesser tags

[tazzymcclazzy]

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[jimingyue]

Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

which one

wet food (correct answer)

dry food (disgusting)

Voting ended onJan 7, 2024

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

[jimingyue]

Pawt Two :3

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism Follow

my wonderful humans have set up a trail of treats leading to some unknown location :3 surely nothing bad will come out of this

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism

This can't be happening to me

💀catknives-deactivated081409

^ Fallen victim to the carrier trap

🎀sweetiepuppycat Follow

i dont understand why meow'all don't like going to the vet??? personyally i LOVE getting shots and having my nails clipped, plus pleasing my owner makes me soooo happy :3 meow meow woof

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism

what was that last part

👧nyaverage-nyandom-blogger09821 Follow

That last part though X3333333 This is why I'm never leaving Nyanblr!

🟦nyaritage-pawsts Follow

Nyaritage Pawst

#heritagepost #funny #mewme #nyanblrheritagepost #lol #nyawesome #bestofnyanblr #funnyposts #funny post #laugh #silly

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💖pastel-p-aws Follow

i feel like nowadays there's less emotional connection between humans and cats than there used to be....humans are buying nyautomatic cat feeders instead of feeding their kitties personally and spending time on their nyavices instead of petting us n i see so many cats online whose humans buy them robotic toys or cat TVs so they can entertain themselves rather than playing with us when litterally i would be just as happy if they idk shook a meowse on a string for me?? it's just sad to see how as human technology progresses they're spending less and less time with their animal companions and instead choosing to automate our lives... makes me want to scream and bite and claw the curtains our mewtiful kittens deserve better than this

🍗chickentreats Follow

a lot of cats are cosigning this when it's literally renyactionary rhetoric you kitties will reblog anything if it's dressed up in nyagressive rhetoric

#this site is so stupid #hisscourse #nyacklist

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💀hunting-dreams-deactivated102902

i could've totally caught that meowse btw

🐭mouses Follow

🐁threeblindmice Follow

me when i'm coping

🐀themouse Follow

💀hunting-dreams-deactivated102902

🐈‍⬛missussnuggles431 Follow

they killed her

#rip op you'll be sorely missed

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〽️take-me-nyan Follow

Wh

〽️take-me-nyan

Who's there

🪞the-cat-in-the-mirror Follow

ereht s'ohW

〽️take-me-nyan

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🪞the-cat-in-the-mirror Follow

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💤sleepyittyb1tty Follow

meowtuals i am coughing up a hairball behind the couch with your fur in it <3

#ittybitty.txt #love is stored in the hairball!!

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🎪worlds-greatest-failcat Follow

i don't think having claws is that big of a deal ngl

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

like if mew have humans to feed mew what's the point of having claws mewre not even using them

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

if mew need your claws to catch bird toys that's a skill issue in meow opinyan. can't relate though

🌬️tired-mama-cat Follow

Okay, I was going to scroll past this but no. Just no. Fuck this and fuck you. You're dangerously misinformed and as a declawed cat, I am furious at how you clawed cats like to make light of our suffering with your little 'jokes.' Did you know that declawed cats live in almost constant pain? Did you know that we are at extremely high risk of developing other health problems such as arthritis later on?

Is that what you want for yourself and other cats?

I'm fucking sick of cats like you thinking declawing is some funny joke to mewl about when it has real material consequences for cats around the world. It's a privilege to be able to keep your claws; be glad that you've been lucky enough to have never experienced declawing.

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

i'm declawed

#what are mew talking nyabout...

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🏠littlest-cat-shop Follow

if plastic is bad. for meow. why so tasty? mlem mlem mlem mlem yum yum yum yum crunch crunch crunch crinkle crinkle crinkle nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom munch munch munch munch rustle rustle rustle rustle

🏠littlest-cat-shop

Pawspital

[vonclosen]

I don't have much but I heard about your health! I want to try to donate when I get paid!

Please rest up and take care of yourself! 🫂❤️

hi, this is jj, canis’s partner. just using this ask to update everyone. he is recovering from a massive stroke. a significant part of the left side of his brain is, to put it very bluntly, dead. he is of course sleeping in the ICU but in the long term he will have lots of problems with the movement of his right side (he’s right handed) and speech. on top of intensive physical therapy he will be undergoing targeted immunotherapies. please visit the blog to see how you can further help.

[cherushiina]

the Freaks of All Time

[pansyfemme]

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

[flock-talk]

Does flock-talk is gay?

Birds is gay

Flock talks is gay

Everybody does is gay

[flock-talk]

Happy pride month everyone!

[flipchild]

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!