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Oh please, you couldn't even handle her.
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"We want complex, flawed female characters!"
Oh please, you couldn't even handle her.
It’s crazy how the hunger games got turned into a love triangle story by the media when in the books katniss is like:
“Gale is my friend. We hunt together. He’s cool ig.”
“If peeta dies im gonna kill myself.”
don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. unless of course you are summoning the ghost of a legendary swordsman who can deflect bullets with his blade and help exorcise the gunwoman from your river bubble. then it is appropriate
harrow & gideon
@pelennorfeels
At this point if i found out donald trump had secretly died and was being remotely puppeted by a necromancer in new zealand i would just roll with it. Blow up the earth, eat the solar system, and entomb my soul in some kind of trans-dimensional superstructure at this point i dont caaaarre
“Princess Rhaenys made no attempt to flee. With a glad cry, and a crack of her whip, she turned Meleys toward the foe.”
-Pages 464-465, Fire & Blood
How The Battle at Rook’s Rest should have gone.
out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me
5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950
Wishing you a relaxed nervous system
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
oh effie my overlooked underanalysed sweetheart
So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.
I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.
Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:
She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.
I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…
Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it
Haymitch's whole goal in sotr being to piss off the Capitol and blow shit up
Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.
would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...
my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours
okay!
If Wiress was in District 13 during Mockingjay, I just know in my bones that she would have clocked (haha) Coin’s shit from a mile away
Her intuition would’ve been SCREAMING
Imagine ur Helaena Targaryen and ur just tryna chill and your anime villain brother tells you to lock the fuck in for war
Shadow weaver did nothing but Aura farm her entire life