#NOHETERO

Hey, the name is Felix. A gay furry who (unfortunately) got stuck being a simp. Twitter: @felixfurry, Telegram: FelixFurry, League: FelixFurry

[fineas-and-pherb]

(x)

[weeee]

@weeniepolice He earned it

[knaveofdoodles]

[sariahsue]

@sketchy-panda​

[carpisuns-archive]

[radiofreederry]

I’m making an effort to use Joanne Rowling’s biological name, and not the ridiculous fabrication she devised to sound more like a man and sell more books

[radiofreederry]

Unfortunately for Ms. Rowling I live in the US, which does not recognize defamation judgments from other countries unless they meet the standards of free speech and expression established in US law, which UK libel laws do not. Sad!

[palmer]

Gay people I summon thee

[catboybreeder]

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

[radiation]

[strawberryoverlord]

[nflstreet]

[the-worm-man]

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

[anexperimentallife]

[doggendoodle]

this. can’t be real. is it??? do they seriously teach youse that the Puritans were the good guys?

[mephrum]

Along with Columbus and much more, yes. Ask me about the American take on the origins of the Thanksgiving Holiday!

[tigerdrop]

there needs to be more kink and gay sex at pride b/c a lot of you need the lesson that something making you uncomfortable doesnt mean that its bad or that it should be hidden away. your discomfort is not the end of the fucking world and i promise you will survive the harrowing ordeal of seeing a man in leather

[steamdyke]

don't leave this one in the notes

[elliot-amy]

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

[docchloroplast]

Sorry singed her WHAT

[jjaux-deactivated20240425]

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[nickshutter]

[elbryaaan]

[nickoraus]

Oh, another game with a nude mo-

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*buzzer noise* OP, in this post you stated you were "laying pipe". Unfortunately, due to the circumference, wall thickness, and ellipsoid cross-section-shape of your penis, I'm afraid you were merely "laying tube". Please delete this post and try again.

[sewer-swan]

on a discord where a guy named ‘the conqueror’ has been punished (for ordering too many people to watch porn while arguing with them) by being forcibly renamed ‘the coomer’. It’s absolutely medieval here. Newly-christened ‘the coomer’ debated his recent ban, arguing mainly he’s a funny guy and everyone here is a bitch.

His ban was for @ing his rival Enoch unprovoked, which he was unrepentant of. He quickly devolved into saying things like “kick rocks, you fucktard” to everyone present. I posted a nice artwork of a cow and lettuce, then advised him on the futility of grudges, and recommended he soothe his soul a bit. We made some progress, which was lost about 5 minutes later when a guy called “gooey” began baiting him with baby memes.

I asked gooey what his stake in this was, and he replied that he’s Enoch. I would later learn gooey is just some random guy who pretends to be Enoch. Everyone knows but keeps the secret, because they think it’s funny to see ‘the coomer’ rage at the wrong guy.

[lakewinnipeg]

average ancient greek political discourse

[junkyardzeny]

Forum culture never died 

[topherchris]

[persistent-wallflower]

On my way JJ