The Kingdom

Brittany/Leo/Friendly Neighborhood Reader/Love reading and writing

[starless-planet]

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

[brandonlees]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE 2005, dir. Joe Wright

[dragongirlbunny]

i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[korakos]

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

[buckme]

so like i KNOW this show is technically a drama and whatever but if they let me write it i would make season 9 the most farcical shit ever re: buddie getting together. buck being a poor little meow meow on maddie and chimneys couch because he’s so in love with eddie but he can’t ask him out because eddie’s straight and a renter and whatever

meanwhile eddie (and chris) have been cooking up these big huge immediate marriage proposals that keep getting destroyed phineas and ferb style right before buck sees them

[buckme]

buck, shaking and crying: maddie i love him so muhc but i can’t tell him…. i can’t lose him….

eddie, across town, on the phone: chris you’ll never believe it. they put too many balloons on the horse drawn carriage. again. it’s in the ocean this time

[tsunflowers]

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

[poemsatcafes]

Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs; being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers’ tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall, and a preserving sweet.

[wordfather]

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

[wordfather]

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

[wordfather]

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

[weardgirl]

they dont do recency bias like they used to

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

[la-laborista-republiko]

[antifainternational]

Pro tips from original antifa.

[daalcuntynatural]

some of you get worked up over nothing - not me though . when i get worked up im correct for it and it is something

[impossiblesuitcase]

OKAY I couldn't find these anywhere on tumblr so here they are. Full credit to Frostbite studios on insta for these jaw-droppingly gorgeous pieces. This was the best quality I could find.

[moldavite]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

[kosmogrl]

yeah I will never get over that fact that there's so much to see in this world and yet I'm stuck working 5 days a week, evil evil life