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we missed you, hwall!! 🐱🏹

does anyone else get this bittersweet? ache in their hearts when watching your faves grow and gain more notice that you feel so proud yet sad that they’re not like this little secret that only you knew about anymore?

incorrecttheboyz

[tbz team meeting]

sangyeon: juyeon isn't a computer

haknyeon: how can we be sure?

eric: maybe we should ask him something only a computer would know

changmin: like what?

younghoon: what's nine times eight?

tbz: 72

younghoon: oh my god it's spreading

steel-kun

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

dream-cassette

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

steel-kun

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

maxeth

evidence 1:

shattered-earth

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best: