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There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics
This post is a gift.
I forgot how long this went on and how accurately it still captures the self image of people who think typing racism on the internet makes them Heath Ledgerās The Clownster
GUYS THEY FIGURED OUT THE ROMAN CONCRETE RECIPE THAT MAKES IT IMMUNE TO SEAWATER
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/mystery-of-2000-year-old-roman-concrete-solved-by-scientists/ar-BBDO5VC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I KNOW RIGHT?!???
I canāt help but feel this is one of those things where we had actual documents saying āit was done with this and thisā, and some old rich white guys looked at it and went āoh mirth, the ancients were so silly. They probably wrote this basic stuff down and the actual builders had Secret Techniques we need to Discoverā
For a long time, archeologists didnāt know how greek women did their high-piled braids and hair. There was a word that translated to āneedleā in the descriptions. They went, āseems like weāll never know.ā Then a hairdresser took a fucking needle (big needle) and did the fucking thing you do with needles, which is sew - and by sewing the braids into place, she replicated ancient styles.
The Egyptians had diagrams of construction steps for their pyramids. Archeologists went āoooh, ancient primitive people, how they do this?ā LITERALLY MYTHBUSTERS OR THE OLD DISCOVERY CHANNEL or someone went āwhat if we did the thing the pictures said they didā AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT.
Also that thing with native Americans saying squirrels taught them how to get sap for maple syrup, and colonizers going āthatās a myth sweatyā
Sincerely, if the scientists had to do actual analysis like spectroscopy or whatever, kudos, and no flame. But swear to god, if all these years, weāve had the recipes and there was just this fuckin institutional bias against just TRYING THE THING THEY SAID WOULD WORK, HELLFIRE AND DEMENTIA.
In this case, it was more they had roman writings saying what went into it but figured there was some secret because when they followed roman recipes it never turned out quite right.Ā
Because the sources left by Romans always just said to mix with water. Because, if you were a Roman??? Obviously you knew that you used seawater for cement. Duh. Thatās so obvious that they never really bothered specifying that you use seawater to mix it, because it wasnāt necessary, everyone knew that.Ā
But then the empire fell, other empires rose and fell, time passed, and by the time we were trying to reconstruct the formula theĀ āmix the dry ingredients with seawaterā trick had been forgotten, until chemical analysis finally figured it out again.Ā
Itās sort of like the land of Punt, a ally of Egypt thatās mentioned all the time, but we donāt actually know where it was located. Because it isnāt written down anywhere. Why would they write it down? Itās Punt. Everyone knew where Punt was back then. Itād be ridiculous to waste the ink and space to specify where it was, every child knows about Punt.Ā
3000 years later and we have no damned clue where it was, simply because at the time it was so blindingly obvious that it was never written down.Ā
So moral of story is be specific
I was thinking it was stupid that they didnāt specify seawater but then I had the thought that we donāt specify to use chicken eggs in baking because DUH so we just write eggs
2000 years in the future people are going to be making scrambled fish eggs and crying bc the ancient recipes make no sense
Forget eggs what about milk? Theyāll look back at us, the ancients, and think we drank human breast milk by the gallon. When asked for evidence theyāll pull out from the deep archives the historical records of anime tiddies proving ancient humans had huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big olā tonhongerekooā
This is the content that keeps me on this site. š¦ā¤ļø
try grappling me now, bitch
The absolute genius of this manga to be about wrestling and then having a guy whose strategy is setting himself on fire so you canāt suplex him.
There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics
This post is a gift.
I forgot how long this went on and how accurately it still captures the self image of people who think typing racism on the internet makes them Heath Ledgerās The Clownster
Alright, this channel is actually pretty funny.
BIG BOB (10*) BANNER.
The Legend Never Dies.
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops onā¦ might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
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u can eat strawberry topsā¦ & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:ā¦. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
this whole post got me in tears
Kinda feel bad for Essex lol. No other Azur Lane character's chibi has been memed as hard as her. Maybe Zepp, but at least that one is her doing cute things.
In the plains, away from prying eyes and greedy ears,
Essex wondersā¦
āWhat am I doing with my lifeā¦?ā
COLOSSUS PLUSH
COLOSSUS PLUSH
This is how theyāll beat Reunionā¦
90% of online discourse is just imagining some fake position your enemy holds and getting pissed off at your own imagination.
(also warren opposed gender affirmation surgery for trans prisoners as recently as 2012)
Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going āwhat the fuckā¦ what the fuckā¦ā
Instead all those creatures you know came about from transcription and translation errors from copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them from travelersā tales from Persia and India - rhino -> unicorn, tiger -> manticore, python -> dragon, and so on).
So unicorns are real
beholdā¦ a unicorn
I always thought animals in medieval manuscripts looked like the result of having to draw say. A Tree Kangaroo, but your only source for what it looked like was your friend who heard it from a fellow who knows a man who swears he saw one once, whilst very drunk and lost, and I am SO PLEASEDĀ to find out this is, in fact, the case.
Questing Beast
- Neck of a snake
- body of a leopard
- haunches of a lion
- feet off a hart (deer)
So is it
Orā¦.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So many things make sense now
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: whereās Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? Iām not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you canāt read this in the original Hebrew.
God:Ā Whereās the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?Ā
God: hey whereās Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
CainceledĀ
Big Bob...
No, itās Big Bob.
