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Aesthetic Meme Gideon Gleeful

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"I love you." (What do you mean you didn't reblog that meme yet)

Send me “I love you” and I’ll generate a number from 1-20 to see howmy muse responds.

     ”Are you dyin’, Pines?”

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Send me "I love you" and I'll generate a number from 1-20 to see how my muse responds.

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“Mabel!" 

Now Dipper’s not sure if he should be relieved that Mabel hadn’t seen Gideon at all, or if he should be more worried considering the situation. Regardless, his face is burning out of sheer embarrassment. Okay, sure, maybe if it were just some random girl (or boy, apparently) that he was out with, he might be a little peeved to see his sister waltz right in, but the fact that it was someone they both knew and the fact it was someone who not only had tried to win over the other Pines twin but had also made their entire family’s life a living hell… well, this would be way too difficult to explain and way way way more embarrassing to admit. 

"Look, I’ll tell you about it later, but right now you really have to go before–” He has some hopes of being able to lie or maneuver his way out of admitting who was joining him on this date, but before he can even hope to finish his sentence he hears a set of little footsteps. To no surprise he turns to look over his shoulder to see the younger boy standing behind them.

So maybe he probably could have passed this off as some sort of awful coincidence, but Dipper’s way too ashamed at this point to convincingly hide anything anymore. It’s all he can do but bring his shoulders up to his ears, let out a sigh, and gesture to Gideon with the most guilty-looking frown. 

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"Whaaat? I just wanna know who my bro-bro’s dating! Hmmm? Tellme! Tell me! Tell me!" Mabel, who was still grinning and bouncing a little over Dipper finally getting his shot at romance, agrees to her brother’s ‘talk about it later’ idea until…

She stops smiling and squints, shooting a quick glare at the kid who walked up behind her brother, you know, Gideon? Fraud psychic, almost killed her twin over some admittedly creepy and possessive crush? The one who commissioned a giant robot of himself and chased them on a bus after kicking her family out of their h—…well, that’s enough of that. Point is, he’s bad news. He stole Waddles at one point. Only monsters and dinosaurs stole pet pigs.

But then, she looks between the two of them, Dipper and Gideon both bright red, in the same place, same time, no animosity between them. Suddenly her look of disgust over the kid vanishes and morphs into complete and utter confusion. Pointing between the two and letting the puzzle pieces fall together, she raises a brow. Okay, this is something she never thought she would ever see. Dipper likes Gideon? Wow this is awkward. Like one of those soap operas Grunkle Stan watches, a love triangle that got all crumpled up and twisted in the wash.

"You’re both on a..," A quick sideglance, “Wait, what? Hold on, hold on, first off…Dipper! You never told me you liked boys, too! Do you know how many other potential dates I could’ve set up for you?”

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     And here we are, all three kids very confused and perhaps even very upset depending on each of their concepts of what would count exactly as 'upset' in the first place. Either way, Gideon was still giving the two of them the most uncharacteristically blank look, as he's usually the one being able to form the words and plans and the ideas on the spot. However, it's not every day one is confronted by two very conflicting crushes in their life. 

     At least Mabel didn't seem to be taking this as badly as she could've? No, she's more concerned about the fact that Dipper swung two ways now (a fact that Gideon was more than happy to be the cause of, to be entirely honest). 

     "Alright alright... Now I know you must be very confused about all of this, Mabel dear," Gideon starts up mid-conversation, stepping between the twins and shooting the both of them a considerate and apologetic grin. He grabs onto Dipper's hand, bringing it down to his side. "An' honestly, I feel the same way about Pines here. His taste in women are questionable, but boy do I believe he's made the right choice with me this time around." 

     He casually sidesteps the chance to mention every horrible thing he's ever done to either of the twins over some very petty things, but for the most part, Gideon seems to be genuinely happy here. No tricks, no nothing. Heck, he even nudges Dipper in hopes of having the boy tell his own sister for himself.

whyamisweaty

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ninetysmilesanhour > felleroftrees 

All things considered, as this was not the first but the second date he’s been on with his ex-nemesis, this was going really well. Like… it was almost scary how well it was going. The two boys wee getting along for the first time in their entire lives, and even if it were in part to a single bite from a love bug to one of them, dare he say it– Dipper was actually enjoying himself.

At least, up until he noticed who was walking through the restaurant’s front door.

Hastily Dipper excuses himself, muttering something about the bathroom but heading in the complete opposite direction from it, and rushes to his sister’s side, praying that neither she nor Gideon have caught sight of the other. Though let’s be honest, Mabel wouldn’t have walked into such a fancy restaurant of her own volition if she hadn’t seen at least one of the boys in there.

"Mabel, what are you doing here?" He practically wheezes as he pulls her aside, taking her by the shoulder and turning her away from the table at which he and Gideon had been seated. "I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy to know you’re back here okay, but now could not be any worse of a time!”

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Today had been a really strange day to say the least. Granted, Mabel loved strange, but this was almost…Gravity Falls level weirdness. Suddenly showing up in this place, suitcases of sweaters by her side, grappling hook in hand… Nope! Too freaky! Best to ignore the looming fog and death and mysterious seeping blood (Nope! That’s jam! These jammy people are just resting!) in her assigned sector and see what’s around at the surface. Passing an undeniably classy restaurant in her explorations of the new city, she has to look inside! Take a peek at all the classiness. Of course, she was stealing peeks in every single window anyways and leaving facey smudges on the glass.

And she spots a familiar hat. Connected to a familiar Dipper. In a classy restaurant. At a table for two. The other kid is not visible, blocked by the chair, marshmallowy hair and all. So she jumps to conclusions.

"Dipperhasagirlfriendohmygosh. OHMYGOSH!"

Bursting with giddy laughter, her face splits into the brightest smile imaginable and she bounds for the front door. She has to see who the lucky gal is!

Seeing her brother rush over in a fit of nerves, she pokes him in the side-Nope being pulled over now, but it doesn’t stop her rampant enthusiasm, "Oooo! Someone’s got a giiiirlfriend! Don’t want me crashing your fancy date, huh?"

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     Now, unlike Dipper, the Gleeful boy had always thought nothing of these little dates they've been going on as of late, still very clearly under the powerful effects of the bite he'd received upon his first day back ( to which he hasn't even realized he'd received at all yet ). In his mind, he was genuinely and irrevocably smitten with the preteen, but not in the same way he'd been when he was 'dating' his poor sister. Anyone could easily tell that this psychic was not treating Dipper as he had the other twin, perhaps their constant interaction prior to this point changing him for the better.

     Although, his affectionate state can only quell his irritation with the boy so far, and here he is, sitting at the table with their food cooling fast and quite utterly alone. He glances at his watch and back towards the bathroom, frowning.

     "Where in the hell is that boy..." the child psychic mutters, wondering what's got Dipper so unnerved that he just had to rush to the bathroom before the food arrived. It wasn't as if they were really in any rush to begin with, but this was just rude. Gideon would let another minute pass before he scoots himself out of his own seat, on a mission to find out where his date's gone to.

    He's nearly halfway to the bathroom when he overhears a frantically-exchanged conversation  clearly shared between Dipper and... he can't quite make out the other one. But it's worth his time to check it out, but lord, is he not prepared for the sight he happens upon seconds later: his past (?) crush, Mabel Pines, and his new crush, her sweaty brother, trying very very hard not to speak up past the stage of shushed whispers. Or, at least, Dipper's doing his best to keep Mabel on the quiet side. 

     "..." How to react to this, Gideon isn't entirely sure. There are a lot of conflicting feelings, definitely, but hoo boy is his face turning red. "I. Er, Pines. Both of y'all." Yep, he's drawing a blank.

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[whyamisweaty]

Boy Do I Love to Die and Be Killed [ Event | Gideon ]

[whyamisweaty]

"From… from the where–”

Yeah, yeah. He knew where this was going now. He knew exactly where this was going. And he hated it. Maybe. 

He wasn’t sure whether or not he hated it, and he hated that even more.

"Are– oh my god," the older boy stutters, completely aware of just how red his face is. And now, great, he was feeling dizzy and nauseous and his ears were ringing… he had to sit down. He takes a seat up on the bed next to where Gideon’s seated, steadying his spinning head with a single hand. 

"Oh my god…” he says again, as if there were even more realization to it. Which there probably was, but Dipper’s mind has gone way too blank to actually make sense of anything else. He glances to Gideon one more time, his cheeks deepening only more in color at seeing the other boy just smiling at him so genuinely. 

Disgusting.

"Ohhhh. My god." He keeps saying, over and over, looking up to the ceiling and flopping down face up on the mattress. He covers his face and shuts his eyes, trying to form at least one thought. Why can’t he think of anything? Why is he just freezing up like this? They hated each other. Gideon hated him. This is so wrong, but why can’t he bring himself to say that?

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     And like the disgustingly oblivious little shit he is in this moment, Gideon does nothing more than bat his eyes towards Dipper's disheveled reaction, continuing to smile even as the preteen goes through this existential crisis. An asshole move, definitely, but Gideon's never been the best with handling others' emotions, and especially during times like these where he's basically enamored by anything and everything a potential crush does.

     So instead of comforting the poor boy and apologizing for anything wrong he's said, Gideon scoots himself back up to sit next to him, leaning over and patting one small hand on Dipper's sweaty arm.

     "Now, I know what you're thinkin' and I feel the same way!" And what way is that, because it's definitely not the one Dipper's feeling right now. Gideon's feeling all sorts of butterflies in his stomach, certainly not unlike the ones he felt when he had a crush on this preteen's sister. He'll simply just. Grab the boy's hand from off the top of his face and clasp it between his own two. "I just can't get you out of m'head right now." 

     He doesn't wait around to see or listen to anything Dipper could possibly muster up to say to that before jumping off of the bed and inspecting himself in the mirror. With a flourish, he turns back to the Pines boy a second later with an idea in his head.

     "Whatd'ya say we go out for lunch today? My treat of course, since you're not lookin' so good anyway."

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Boy Do I Love to Die and Be Killed [ Event | Gideon ]

[whyamisweaty]

"It’s not– not that I was hoping you wouldn’t be back. I mean, Mabel's been gone for a while and I've pretty much given up on thinking she'll be back any time soon.” 

"I… I’m not gonna lie, dude. I guess I was a little disappointed back when you left.” Dipper’s not going to say he missed Gideon completely. Honestly, he’s still mulling that one over. But it’d be a lie to say he didn’t at least enjoy having some sort of company, and that he’d had hopes of turning the other boy’s bratty attitude around for the better. Like, if he’d had the time, he could have helped him stop being so controlling and overbearing. Maybe there was some improvement in those few weeks he’d been gone, given how he’s acting?

But then there was that last part.

Hoo boy. He was almost afraid to ask. Almost. 

Dipper’s not sure what giving him the hunch. Maybe it’s because he’s seen how Gideon acts when he’s fallen for someone? Anyway, there’s at least a sliver of a chance that this isn’t… well. That.

"And… uh," he stutters, composes himself with a breath, and scratches his head before asking: "What… what something is that, exactly…?”

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     Now that was. Well. Really, it was the most unexpected thing Gideon could ever hope to hear, at least from Dipper Pines of all people. Even past his smug, self-assured nature and on top of whatever's gotten into him these last few minutes, the notion of Dipper being disappointed enough in his departure could only be met with confusion, and there wasn't much that could confuse this 10-year-old already.

     Honestly, Gideon has to admit that he feels a little... Gosh, the word doesn't come to him fast enough, but it's much different than anything he would've felt if Dipper had said the exact same thing to him the last time they'd last spoken. (And that's already without whatever's changed his attitude completely this time around.)

     Dipper's getting good at conveniently throwing off the psychic's train of thought, however, and he snaps his attention right back at the Pines boy. Out of habit, he brushes a thumb across the surface of his turquoise bolo tie, but doesn't really intend on making use of its powers. 

     "Well, I. Y'know, 'm not really sure, this time. 'm sorta just speakin' from the h e a r t, to be entirely honest." 

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Boy Do I Love to Die and Be Killed [ Event | Gideon ]

[whyamisweaty]

If his face wasn’t obvious enough to read before, it absolutely was now. Dipper doesn’t try to argue Gideon’s little jab at all because he knows just how true it is and he doesn’t mind it all that much; he just tries to let out exactly what he’s thinking.

"Well… yeah. Of course I am. It’s just…" He’s not even sure where to begin. Truth be told, he’s got a lot of different thoughts floating around in his head and none of them are exactly what Dipper would consider to be good. Well, if it’s not good on Gideon’s part, it was his own reactions to those could-be-good things that really had him worried. If it’s not paranoia or uneasiness, it’s appreciation and…

Ugh. Okay. Let’s use that broken arm metaphor again. That worked pretty well last time. 

So when you finally get that cast off, even if you’re so relieved to finally scratch that itch on your elbow you’ve had for months, the next few days are awkward. Like, sometimes you’ll feel like you’re missing a part of your arm because of how much lighter it feels, other times you can swear you thought the cast is still there. 

Unfortunately, Dipper’s coming to realize that’s kind of how the first few days without his roommate were like. 

"I didn’t really expect for you to come back. Let alone come back treating me like you… like you missed me or something.” Like you missed him? Don’t try to pretend that’s not what you’re thinking about, Pines. You know it and it’s almost a guarantee that Gideon’s smart enough to know it too.

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     "You didn't e x p e c t me t'come back...?" Now that was something Gideon could rightfully get offended about, considering the fact that he was definitely not someone anyone could easily try to push out of their mind, let alone assume that someone like him wouldn't be dumped back into this horrid city. Rule number one of knowing Gideon Charles Gleeful? Always assume that that boy will come back. 

     He throws the Pines boy his meanest glare and pout combo, but (perhaps) to Dipper's surprise, Gideon doesn't hop off from his perch on the bed to give the kid a good punch to the cheek, nor does he find himself raising his voice again. Whatever's changed this child psychic really did a number on him. (Although, whether it's a positive or negative change is up for debate.)

     For whatever reason, though, Dipper's line of thinking does make sense, at least for the latter half of his sentence. Gideon didn't know why he missed Dipper. He just did. However, something's definitely clouding his earlier memories, but it doesn't concern Gideon one bit.

     " I don't know why I wouldn't miss you, boy. It's hard not to. There's just somethin' about you that's kept and keepin' you in my mind." 

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Boy Do I Love to Die and Be Killed [ Event | Gideon ]

[whyamisweaty]

This is… this is just weird. Was he in some kind of alternate dimension? Was this a dream? Probably not, he thinks, given the distinct sense of touch and the way he bristled as the ex-convict’s hands touched his own. Needless to say it, the elder of the two was baffled at the younger’s sudden change of heart. Suspicious? For sure.

But then what had him smiling through it all? 

"Alright, what’s up," Dipper laughs. In all, he’s finding his surprise to be… a lot more pleasant than he’d expected. Maybe it’s just how absurd this whole situation is? …yeah. It’s gotta be that. "Who are you and what’ve you done with Gideon?"

Dipper almost wants to ask that of himself, the way he’s somehow finding himself more amused than uncomfortable as Gideon continues to keep up the act (though he isn’t exactly aware that this isn’t an act at all). Heck, he’s already started unpacking for the other boy, proving just how welcome this change of heart must actually be. 

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     "I don't know what you're talking about, Pines," he starts, almost seeming a little offended that Dipper could even think such a thing. If he were his normal self, he very well would've been hurt and offended that Dipper would think he's talking to some sort of Gideon Gleeful knock-off instead of the genuine thing, but he just can't find it within himself to raise his voice. Frowning, though. Gideon isn't above that at the moment. 

      "Just know right now that nothin' is wrong with me. I don't know where you could've gotten a stupid idea like that, but I ain't about t'deal with it right now." And there's that familiar, stern nature that Gideon is so notable for sometimes. Even if he does have a newly-formed crush on the Pines boy now, he's not about to let him deny the fact that this is actually a thing that's happening. He's just going to have to grow up and deal with it.

      Thankfully, the unpacking of Gideon's belongings were enough to keep the tense air out of the room, and before either of them knew it, everything was out in their same spots as before and all suitcases shoved away into the closest. The psychic doesn't hesitate to take his rightful spot on the bed, staring eye-level at the other boy. Clearly, he's still put off by some unanswered question.

      "You're still thinkin' about what I said, aren't you? Why don't you learn t'keep your face from being so obvious t'read." 

[felleroftrees]

//*sees the dipeon rping* *gives manly dan seal of approval*

i caNT BELIEVE MANLY DAN SHIPS DIPEON

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Boy Do I Love to Die and Be Killed [ Event | Gideon ]

[whyamisweaty]

There’s just something about the way Gideon says that, that makes Dipper’s stomach turn. God knows what way it’s turning, though.

"Yeah, uh… let’s just get you unpacked, okay?"

Honestly, Dipper had absolutely no idea how to handle this situation. Frankly, the majority of his brain is sending of huge warning signs and flashing sirens blaring DANGER, STAY AWAY, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN DIPPER GOOD LORD YOU KNOW HE’S GOT SOMETHING AWFUL UP HIS SLEEVE. But on the other hand, there’s even more concern in the fact that, in the pit of his stomach, Dipper gets the feeling that the other boy’s words are completely genuine. No, that can’t be right. He’s bluffing. That’s gotta be it. 

Glancing down at Gideon with a half-smile that’s really only there to hide his nerves, Dipper does his best to slip past the boy and into the room, dragging the case full of clothes behind him. 

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     Unbeknownst to the Pines boy, Gideon's got no idea he's making him uncomfortable ( a trait made blatantly obvious upon the first time he had a crush on a Pines twin ), and continues to give him that sweet smile even as he tries his best to push past him and his unnecessary amount of belongings. Hell, he doesn't even bother to maneuver out of the way, giggling apologetically as their bodies brush against each other.

     "Heh, oops! Silly me, standin' in your way like that. But if y'need any help with that there suitcase, I'd be happy to give my assistance!"

     The statement probably would've come off sarcastic as usual if not for the fact that Gideon stayed true to his word, hands brushing up against Dipper's as he helps to drag the heavy thing into their shared room. Though, Gideon's lack of any unpleasant reaction upon entering should be setting off even more red alerts in the preteen's mind, seeing as how he'd always made a fuss about it before he left.

     Blinking in confusion ( as if he were almost unsure of how he was supposed to be feeling in this environment ), Gideon looks about the messy room with a renewed interest.

     "I should've known better than t'think you'd clean yourself up within the time I was gone, but... I don't know what it is, but it's growin' on me, boy. Kind of that feelin' of bein' someplace nice and familiar again."

[whyamisweaty]

Boy Do I Love to Die and Be Killed [ Event | Gideon ]

The bags in front of Dipper’s door could only mean one thing. That one singular solitary thing that he’s dreaded for weeks.

Think of it this way: you know when you break your arm and you have to get a cast and you have to spend every waking moment just trying to scratch that one place in your elbow that you can’t quite reach with a pencil? And you know how good it feels when you finally get that cast off? It’s like this literal breath of fresh air on your ridiculously itchy and sweaty elbow. Yeah, that’s exactly what it felt like that first day Dipper came home to a room devoid of powder blue suits and hairspray smell. 

But then, when we went back.

There were those huge suitcases and that pompous kid, standing in the doorway and smirking as he usually does, probably totally aware of just how much Dipper didn’t want to see him.

"Great. You’re back. What, were you waiting for me to unpack those for you again or something?"

[felleroftrees]

     At this point, coming to the city at weirdly-determined intervals was like coming over for a much-needed vacation, especially considering what Gideon had to deal with whenever he found himself back in Gravity Falls. Despite the place being a gigantic hovel for the universe's riff-raff to intermingle in, it was paradise compared to a maximum security prison. That alone could've left a well-deserved smile upon the child psychic's face, if not for the fact that, upon inspection of his housing arrangements, he'd immediately recognized just who it was he'd be spending some quality time with again.

     Though... Somewhere in the time it took for him to groan as the same welcoming message was given to him in that stark white room and to arrive at Sector oo1's apartment complex, Gideon found himself itching at an odd bite on his hand. Where and when he received it was anyone's guess, but he felt... Different. Not a bad kind of different, or even a good one at that. Just. Different.

     And even, dare he say it, a bit happier now at the prospect of meeting his old roommate.

     All of that puts us where we are now, Gideon waiting rather impatiently for the preteen of the hour to finally show up, bags waiting neatly at the doorway and a smug little smile stretched across his chubby face. Raising a brow, he clasps his hands behind his back and speaks up in that lovely southern drawl Dipper's probably missed so much.

     "Of course 'm back, Pines! I would've thought y'all would've been... happier t'see my face after all this time. I know I've missed yours."

[citta-alveare-deactivated201811]

i cant believe im doing this i cant believe im doing this i cant believe im being roped into this i cant hi hello id like to reapp as gideon gleeful from gravity falls! app is under /app and id like to request he be placed back into a shared room w dipper pines (gravity falls, m-1)

Welcome back to the hive, Gideon!However we ask you give your ‘feller of trees’ title back to The Once-ler.

You will be housed in m-1.

You will retain everything you were given during your previous stay.

Enjoy your stay!

— mod 『 』

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shslsyoko replied to your post: cittasanta asked:You awake to dis...

(gideon got better gifts than dipper, Unfair)

; gid always gets better gifts than dipper but lbr his parents spoil him every christmas. why he got better gifts this time around tho thats a mystery