So I want you to be honest with me, do you mind if I go out with him tonight?
You do? Okay, so, why didn’t you say anything?
You were afraid of him, weren’t you? It’s okay if you were…I mean, I don’t blame you- he’s a very large, very intimidating man, especially compare to you…anyway, it’s fine, I’ll just text him back and tell him you objected to me seeing him so it’s off.
…. And send- See sweetie, it’s all done.
Oh, you’re a welcome sweetie.
Well, I mean, look, you’re my husband and I love you, but I’m not gonna lie, Darian was a very interesting, very attractive man, and part of me was looking forward to getting to know him better…but you’re still my #1 little man, and I don’t want to upset you… oh… my phones buzzing…
Oh, it’s Darian. Oh…. Ohhhhh…. It’s umm… it’s a dick pic sweetie… it’s… umm, no trust me you don’t want to see…it’ll just make you feel really tiny and, umm, inferior…
Oh, now he’s calling me… Hi Darian! How are you? You’re so bad! Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, it’s… beautiful. Very, very beautiful…. Well, yeah, but my husband, he… what? What? Really? Umm, okay…
Here sweetie, he wants to talk to you…
Hello? Uhh, well, I mean, it’s just… she’s my wife… I know…I know, but… I know! Well, yes… yes, but… I do! Of course I do! I guess… but… no…I mean, yes… yes, I’m sorry. I’m sorry SIR. Okay, yes Sir. Alright, yes Sir, I will Sir. Okay, bye.
Well? Sweetie? What did he say?
He said he’ll pick you up at 8, and you should wear something sexy. He said I should help you pick out an outfit to wear for him, and… umm, he said he wants you to pick out panties and a dress for me…
Yay! This is gonna be so fun! You see? I told you Darian was so interesting…
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