Relaxation is the Gateway!

[gingerbreadrebel]

[ribbonsandgeekery-deactivated20]

Miss Piggy On Beauty

[jehanadear-deactivated20130427]

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

[thedameloves]

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

[fearfullymade-locs-blog-blog-de]

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

[badamazonfinds]

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as fran fine’s outfits from the nanny

(THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE)

(all photos via the excellent What Fran Wore)

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

[starlightandtears]

*KILL BILL SIRENS*

[dirtychiapetpoon]

🙌🏽this was everything today 🙌🏽

[mapachezurdo]

[fembot420]

[twitterlols]

askjfaskdjd

[diquedavian]

IM SCEEAMIMGGGGGGGGG

[infinite-playlist]

literally me.

[netals]

[kazrawiii]

[karina-padilla]

[arandomthot]

“Feelings? I don’t have that strain”

[4gifs]

Whaling is the new planking. [vid]

[memestashhash]

[mrsimpsonweb]