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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@femboy-aldi
me has an idea
*casually eats this fukase*
nom nom :D
You know, by all narrative principles that exist, this shouldn't work. It's too easy. No buildup, no grand resolution to the arc. Just... eaten.
Not that I'm complaining. The pillow section is on fire.
Ace Umbreon, please? I'm ace!
A fancy lil fella
So I forgot to stock anything for this year's pride month sale, but we just cleared everything from aisle four to make room, so if anybody has something to bring in and put on the shelf we can make a little community aisle full of pride things! That sounds fun! Ignore the fire on aisle 13.
Schpidaman
Who Woulge?
"dinner"
It is my cat.
I accidentally hit zero more times than i should so now we have 30000 toasters
Okay, um.
Nono we can fix this actually, just have somebody in the warehouse break all of them one at a time and then, and this is important, make absolutely certain that you only sell the broken ones to Hatsune Miku.
Strange creature poll
I drew these both by finger. One of them is becoming real and being released into the Aldi unsupervised, and you get to decide who.
choose your choice
1. Marl
2. Lazmine
If this does well I might do a bigger tournament with finger-drawn customer submissions. Reblog for sample size, or not.
Theres a few thosand of these in the warehouse, what do you want to do with them?
Put them in orbs
The new fire section just opened (the toaster section went wrong)
Ah.
yaoi
Interesting drafts you've got there
Thinking about running an in-store promotion tomorrow where you just steal something from IKEA and bring it here and then you can pay half price
yuri
hey does aldis have anything I can stab someone with?? people are telling me to stab someone
-@ncis--offical
Knife
Aisle seven, next to the melon ballers and pre-stained tupperware
Is there supposed to be a burning fukase clone aisle nearby?
No? Is there one? If there is I need to get rid of it immediately?
I don't trust Fukase, even if/when he's actively on fire.
Me: gosh I sure am having a nice day with all my blood inside my body
The villainous vampire:
AHHH! Blood sucking fiend!!! Foul creature of the night on sale now at only at $4.89!
I can go cheaper. $4.15 plus a free sticker and garlic repellent. Beat that >:3
Perennial October mood.
There she is!
NOW it’s really Halloween
Important witch wisdom
well what if I can’t buy fire at the store?
Make it yourself?
I have a fire aisle. Shop at me.
PSA: If fire is out of stock at your local femboy Aldi, do not attempt to make fire at home. Go to IKEA.
Are you endorsing shopping at IKEA? On MY blog?
You know I can’t compete with them! They have the sharks! I’ll lose my entire customer base!
Okay, what about Lidl? I like Lidl…
Two people have brought them up now and I have never heard of Lidl ever
Femboy aldi how do you not know the names of your own competitors?
Um the
The um
Because fire?
