do not touch

when you hold me do I feel like a carcass

[officialunitedstates]

people who buy pitchforks:

farmers

30% of everyone in a mob

[heartbreakclubs]

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

[purrfectsquad]

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[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]

[7tny]

[sonicdeath-deactivated20200414]

[distantvoices]

[sulfur]

[thursday]

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[julian2006]

do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

[d0nn0]

[kissedbythevoid]

[grlcurves]

[unburiedgod]

[feminova]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins