Ask Fem Karkat Voice

ALRIGHT, BECAUSE I'M BORED AS SHIT ON THIS GODDAMMED METEOR, I'M HERE TO ANSWER YOUR ASININE QUESTIONS THROUGH THE USE OF VOCAL RECORDINGS. ASK ME SHIT AND I'LL ANSWER IF I CAN FIND IT IN MYSELF TO GIVE A FLYING FORNICATION. YES, I AM FEMALE, NO I WILL NOT LET YOU "TOUCH THE BOOTY" OR MAKE ANY OTHER HUMAN ATTEMPT AT "COURTSHIP". SO FUCK OFF!!

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if being upset that an actual piece of garbage is going to run our country against the popular vote, and then trying to spread hope and resistance and love makes me a whiny crybaby bitch then 

WELP 

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ARRRRGGGGG!!! COME ON YOU FUCKERS! I NEED SOME FUCKING ASKS IF I’M GONNA MAKE AN ENTRY. OTHERWISE I’M GOING TO END UP REVIEWING ONE OF THE MANY HUMAN FILMS I’VE BEEN WATCHING IN THE TIME WHERE I’VE BEEN DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL BECAUSE NONE OF YOU GRUBFONDLING NOOKMUNCHERS CAN SEEM TO GIVE ME ANY GODDAMNED QUESTIONS!!!!

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SERIOUSLY GIVE ME ASKS!!!!!!!!

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ARRRRGGGGG!!! COME ON YOU FUCKERS! I NEED SOME FUCKING ASKS IF I'M GONNA MAKE AN ENTRY. OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO END UP REVIEWING ONE OF THE MANY HUMAN FILMS I'VE BEEN WATCHING IN THE TIME WHERE I'VE BEEN DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL BECAUSE NONE OF YOU GRUBFONDLING NOOKMUNCHERS CAN SEEM TO GIVE ME ANY GODDAMNED QUESTIONS!!!!

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Got some questions on my Fem Karkat Speaks blog that were for me rather than Karkat so figured I’d through together a little audio answer for you all.

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((for those anons that asked here instead of my personal tumblr))

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SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED THE GOOD FEELING FROM LAST ENTRY TO LAST... THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR LOOKING FORWARD TO SHIT I GUESS

((ooc: please direct all questions for the mun at my personal blog (I got like 3 questions for the mun here and I can't answer those as Karkat) it can be found here ))

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ENTRY 11 

FOR ONCE I ACTUALLY DIDN'T COMPLETELY HATE DOING THIS

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((so sorry the new recording isn't out yet. I was planning to record either last night or tonight, but I had an allergic reaction to my body wash and was covered in hives last night and tonight I'm kind of doped up on my medicine the urgent care gave me. As soon as I can think clearly, I plan to record and post the new entry. So sorry for the wait guys.))

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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT TO THIS ENTRY. WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS EVEN BOTHERING WITH ASKING ME SHIT? PLEASE DON'T STOP

  BLOOPERS

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NINE QUESTIONS FOR ENTRY NINE.... WHO GIVES A FUCK? 

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Entry 8

NEW MICROPHONE MEANS BETTER SOUND... I THINK. UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOES NOT MAKE TUMBLR LIKE ME MORE.

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IN WHICH I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED TO GIVE A SHIT

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FASTEST INFLUX OF ASKS YET

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Entry 5

ENTRY NUMBER FIVE, AND AGAIN TUMBLR HATES ME SO LINKING

BLOOPERS

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ENTRY 4 -- SLEEP DEPRIVATION AT ITS FINEST

ONCE AGAIN A LINK.... FUCK THIS GODDAMMED HUSKTOP

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ENTRY 3 -- IN WHICH ANONS ARE UNCREATIVE AS SHIT

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ENTRY TWO -- BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE AS A RESULT OF A GODDAMMED LOST BET

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AskFemKarkatVoice - Entry 1

ENTRY ONE -- WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT A LINK BECAUSE APPARENTLY HUMAN TECHNOLOGY WON'T ALLOW ME TO ACTUALLY *DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO DO ON THIS FUCK FORSAKEN SITE*!!!!!