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30, non-binary (they/them), ace, panromantic (feel free to ask about any of these, I love to explain and give advice) Twitter: @Dorky_Rae Twitch: DorkyRae Tracking tags: raeswittyblogname, Rae the dorky dork

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Arthur *pointing his sword at two merlins* Merlin 1: kill him, he's the imposter Merlin 2: Oh please do. Go ahead! If you kill me who's gonna clean your armour and wash your clothes and bring you breakfast? THis guy!? Give me a break. But fine, fine, kill me, me, who's done everything for you for years you ungrateful, spoiled- Arthur: -merlin Merlin 2: -thick-headed, lazy, arrogant- Arthur: -MERLIN! Merlin 2: -clotpole- Arthur: Merlin! He's already dead! *points to body of Merlin 1 with his sword*

[merlindefender]

Arthur: You're pretty.

Merlin: Yeah, pretty depressed.

Arthur: ....

Merlin: You were flirting, weren't you?

Arthur: I was, but now I'm just wondering if you're ok.

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 04x08 Lamia

and he said that completely UNPROVOKED

[theroundbartable]

Do you have to find it for him, Arthur? Do you? Do you regularly search for his little bottom? Why is Merlin’s bottom sore so often, Arthur? Have you been searching a little too hard perhaps??? Have you at least found it, Arthur?

[magicourageandstrength]

I’m sorry but let’s just take a moment to appreciate HIM

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 04x01 The Darkest Hour, Part I

he's so smitten it makes him look STUPID

[theroundbartable]

I kinda want an episode where Uther realises how useful Merlin is as a spy and just uses him to spy on royal guests.

The poisoned chalice episode and then later the whole thing with the Dark Knight proved to Uther that Merlin is trust worthy, so he approaches Merlin and offers him that job.

Merlin: okay ... That actually works well for me, but I have one condition

Uther: Let me guess, you want more money

Merlin: no. You can't use me to spy on Arthur. He trusts me and I'm not going to abuse that trust.

Uther: ... What would Arthur have to hide from me?

Merlin: that's not the point. I want Arthur to be able to tell me if he like, wants to vent about a royal he's annoyed with without me having to tell you that he's annoyed by them. Or if YOU annoy him.

Uther: do I do that?

Merlin: no comment, but let me tell you something about that: any child is annoyed by their parents sometimes.

Uther: hmm ... Okay, I think I see your point. You're awfully loyal to him

Merlin: he's my friend.

Uther: I see... And that's your only condition?

Merlin: yes actually.

Uther: It's going to be interesting to work with you

Merlin: yeah, also wildly ironic

Uther: what?

Merlin: i said mildly iconic

[aemelia]

[longlivechips]

My favorite Merlin head cannon is that Arthur knew Merlin had a secret that they didn't talk about because it would get him in trouble with the law

but he always just assumed the secret was Merlin that preferred men.

feat: this scene

[jaybirds-chirps]

we fuckin hate Uther in this house but those times he'd look at Merlin and be like "wtf is wrong with Arthur rn??" were so funny

like Uther was very firmly on the you're too close to this boy train but the moment Arthur was doing something weird he'd look at Merlin like "boy fix this rn"

[memesandlaughs]

[pajjorimre]

howto

[kaldicuct]

@dissatisfied-degenerate

[supreme-leader-stoat]

U N L E A S H T H E D R A G O N

[vampires-and-witches]

I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised to find a 30 minute video in which amongst other things she talks about the following:

She felt undeserving when she was appointed as UN Women goodwill ambassador and sought out Gloria Steinem to learn about feminist activism.

She thinks the criticism she received for being a white feminist was useful because it made her educate herself.

She says there’s a desperate need to reform the education system in the UK to change the way they are taught the history of how Britain has been involved in foreign affairs and how they profited from slavery.

She felt anxious about approaching 30 because there’s a lot of pressure to have a husband and a baby by then and she’s still figuring her life out.

She was so young when she was casted in Harry Potter that she doesn’t remember much of her life before it and she went to therapy to deal with her issues with fame. She used to feel very guilty for being unhappy because she thought she should enjoy fame more.

The interviewer is a transgender woman and they discuss transgender issues for a while. Emma is in regular contact with a trans child which makes the topic of trans rights emotional for her because she’s very anxious for this kid’s safety.

She talks about her role as Meg March in the new Little Women movie and defends that unlike what many people say choosing to be a wife and a mother doesn’t make Meg a less feminist character and quotes a line from the movie, “Just because my dreams are different than yours it doesn’t mean they are unimportant.”  

She wishes more people would realize she’s not Hermione Granger but also understands why they want to see that in her because Hermione is a symbol for her too.

She used to think she could never be happy without a partner and now that she has learnt to navigate that better and is genuinely happy single she’s started to think of herself as self - partnered in contrast to the time when she thought of herself as single = lonely.

Every media outlet decided to focus in an out of context quote from the three minutes she talked about her dating life when the actual interview had a lot of depth and way more important things were discussed. I’m sad and angry but not surprised.

[kodaksnacks-blog]

Stepping outside in the mornings

[pioneerman]

Truly

[taylorzrealm]

SIS IM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!!!

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What's the reasoning behind an octopus as Remus's representative animal?

Are you sure it's an octopus?

[marsupials-of-mars]

It's a squid because it has the arrow tentacles I guess but I like octopus more lol

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Right, similar to what you'd see on a squid's long feeding tentacles.

But..... a squid's two long feeding tentacles don't have suction cups that span the entire length of the tentacles, and the tentacles featured on Remus's logo do have suction cups along the entire length of the two tentacles... so... is it it a squid??

[raeswittyblogname]

Is it a cuttlefish? Please tell me Remus is a freaking cuddlefish

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thescariestface]

modern day greek chorus

[what-fresh-hell-can-this-be]

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

ITS A DOCUMENTARY

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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